Indian Cricketers tell people they are about to die

While it was clear that watching a Mark Waugh ad about dandruff could kill you, he never said it outright.

The Indian cricketers have.

And it’s creepy and brilliant.

Based on the performances of Sachin, Yuvraj and especially Viru, I am now writing a horror script for them to star in.

The only one I won’t cast is Virat, because it’s clear he’s not acting and is actually a murderer.

If you’re reading this Virat, only joking. If I turn up with an armed guard when I have to interview you, that’s also part of the joke.

Apparently the players and BCCi want the ad banned. But only because they have just realised that Virat really is a serial killer.

As for Yuvraj and the grave digging scene, that’s in bad taste, isn’t it? I mean, in this day and age Yuvraj would have employed a guy with a truck to do that, wouldn’t he?

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6 thoughts on “Indian Cricketers tell people they are about to die

  1. Neil Matthews says:

    You don’t need to write a horror script for them. England, summer 2011… remember?

  2. tracer007 says:

    Reblogged this on Like a Tracer Bullet and commented:
    Scary and bizarre in equal measure!

  3. skankh says:

    This is why I check this site everyday.

  4. Erez says:

    and now there’s this:
    I wonder if the player who “was upset about the way he was exploited in the ad and had lodged a “complaint” with the BCCI” was indeed Yuvraj Singh for the reasons you’ve given.

  5. Aditya says:

    By the way, even though adulteration is a grave problem in India, the ad is a bit over-the -top.

  6. Indian cricket: creating more hypochondriacs than bowlers.

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