Just another bullshit cricket blog

Cricket with balls almost died.

The website that started by accident, almost ended the same way.

This would have been one of the most poetic things to ever happen on this site.

If any website that talks about cricket in a bullshit anarchic way without any real direction which is only popular amongst the smallest portion of the sport’s fans were to die by fucking up, it should be this one.

What a way to go, stumble in, bumble out.

Instead cricket with balls was saved, and moved.

It looks different, but I’m pretty sure it’s the same sort of bullshit, just here.

In a classic Hollywood way, I didn’t realise what I’d lost until I was losing it.

My few days after the site went down were basically consisting of doing doing the Internet version of running through the airport trying to stop that special someone from getting on their plane to insert odd far off destination.

Luckily, the proverbial plane was delayed, and I ended up saving the site.

So here it is, as unprofessional and nonsensical as ever.

I’d like to thank the Chinaman for all his help with the site over the years. And with him gone you an expect more stuff ups like this one. the rest of the comments and posts will come across shortly, if I don’t fuck that up too.

While I was gone some shit happened (Clarke, hey, who knew) and I saw some of the most earnest reactions to a corruption case ever.

One person said it was the day cricket died.

Cricket doesn’t die. It may not always live, but it certainly doesn’t die.

If Leslie Hylton couldn’t kill it, do you really think three well paid numpties getting caught with their hands in the cookie jar is going to kill it?

And cricket with balls is much like cricket, only not so much.

It won’t die because I fuck up my renewal on the domain name, it will just have good days and bad days, depending on my mood and what films have come out recently.

Sometimes I’ll be busy working for others, and sometimes I’ll just want to sleep for 14 hours awaking only to masturbate and pee.

But once a week, at least, I’ll write something that isn’t entirely penis, and occasionally you’ll read it.

It’s the way it always should have been.

It’s cricket. It’s bullshit. It’s balls. And you can’t ask for much more, or you can, and I can tell you to fuck off.



24 thoughts on “Just another bullshit cricket blog

  1. Sooj says:

    Hey you. Dare you to forgo this website & face the wrath of thousands of cricket fans. This is the first cricket blog, with those extra balls, I’ve ever read & continue doing so. Shutting it down would be a cardinal sin. Proceed at your own peril.

  2. Sach says:

    Jeez ain’t I glad you’re back. It was like having your neighbor’s wife you have sex with gone missing. Yes you have your wife, sex is okay, but it’s just not the same.

    Not that I’m calling you the next door neighbor’s wife, but you know what I mean.

  3. Sach's Mum says:

    You’re still a virgin aren’t you Sach.

  4. abhishekbommakantiAbhishek says:

    Is all the content from Feb 24, 2010 to now gone?

  5. Lanky Paul says:

    Good to have you back. For a while there I was having to form my opinions.

  6. D Charlton says:

    Very pleased to have you back Uncle J. Well done for conquering the web-demons.

  7. steve says:

    “Cricket with balls almost died.”

    I thought you were at least talking about your reaction to Peter Roebuck’s sudden death.

    Turns out you were just wanking on about yourself, as usual.

    • Jrod says:

      Steve, so the website goes down for two weeks, and I’m supposed to predict that someone is about to die and write about it. You know I try, but predicting the future while masturbating over yourself in the mirror just doesn’t seem to work.

  8. Mike says:

    Welcome back. Missed your thoughts on the madness at Newlands. Twitter just don’t cut it.

  9. rustyintheuk says:

    Good stuff mate, glad to see you back!

  10. jogesh99 says:

    So Roebuck commits “suicide” (great guy, btw, enjoyed his rants, and his anti-nationalism), the aussie team implodes and your blog goes under. Scary.

  11. Nash says:

    It seemed like the domain name was up for sale. If so, it would have been fun to buy it just to fuck with you. Good to have you back.

  12. Moses says:

    Good to hear CWB has survived a glitch in the matrix, and love the new theme

  13. Deep Cower says:

    The new layout is much better because of its simplicity. I had a lot of firefox crashing problems in your old site in linux machines. Hopefully, the new one doesn’t do that.

    Congrats on the whole revamping, and best wishes for future posts!

  14. g.gg says:

    darn the sicko is back

  15. Nick says:

    dude i was soo worried tht this blog is dead tht i start trying “WHAT HAPPENED TO CRICKETWITHBALLS” in google search lol

  16. Homer J. Fong says:

    RIP Peter Roebuck

  17. damiths says:

    The Rod is Back. I like. Welcome back mate. Moses is right, nice theme.

  18. Ben says:

    Glad to see CWB has been resuscitated. I was hoping to promote CWB on my site, do you have an email contact as this was the only place I could find to contact you. Please let me know and I will send you some info.

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