I know you are thinking that Kindle is stupid.
I once thought the same.
Now I don’t as I have the chance to get money from it from selling Australian Autopsy to those people who like to feel the warmth of a machine while they read.
Australian Autopsy is even better in kindle form than in book form because when you are reading it on the tram no one can look over and go, why is that freakoid (yes, that’s what they’d say about you) reading a book with an autopsy on the front.
Now you can read it on the sly, it will feel like my words are being fed to you in a mischievous and dirty way. Like I’m whispering naughty things into your dream as the person reads the latest Clancy Patterson Byrne best seller.
It will just be our little secret, and if you’re good, I might even cuddle you at the end.
So Kindle me, hard.