MS Dhoni is a wicket keeper.
So when he comes on to bowl cricket statisticians orgasm, commentators chuckle and real cricket sadists find another years to fall in love.
If there was anyone in world cricket who didn’t want KP to go out to Dhoni, other than KP himself, they should be beaten.
Dhoni getting the wicket of KP is the sort of thing that adds to his legend.
In 12 years time you’re in a bar in Oslo (while some might know that I wrote Oslo before the fucked up shit happened, others may not. So I’m not changing this post, because fuck you you fucking terrorist cuntwad skull fucking cuntoxs, Oslo would be a cool place for the following story to happen in, who doesn’t want to get laid or drink booze with a crickety friend in Oslo. Stick that up your ass terrorists, I know the sole aim of your attack was to make me look like a fuckwit, but you lose), and some guy buys you a beer, you find out he’s a cricket fan and you can bond over Dhoni getting KP out.
You could have a lover in Oslo, or a drinking partner, and it’s all about Dhoni getting KP.
Cricket doesn’t win by KP staying in, thrusting his groin oddly down the wicket, it wins with a wicket keeping world cup winning captain getting out someone like KP.
That’s why DRS sucks.
But this isn’t just DRS’ fault, because cricket hasn’t got the laws right.
If there is a chance that something really cool could happen, it should.
Forget about hotspot, massage the laws however you need to, but the world is a better place when Dhoni gets KP out, and the laws need to help this.
Sure, it’s a tough law to police, but cricket needs it.
We can call it the Dhoni law, which means it’s slightly broader than it needs to be.