The Australian has reported that Mike Young, Australian fielding coach, has been let go.
Well, that’s it then.
Australian cricket has done exactly what it needed to do, get rid of the one man who was holding them all back.
I was worried that they might keep Young, and that fielding would be the major problem.
Now with him gone their selection, administration, coaching, batting and bowling can be unshackled my this American man.
In fact, my Nan always said Americans were out to get Australians.
I always thought she was mental, but Les D’Arcy and Phar Lap deaths always seemed dodgy, now we can add Mike Young and his fielding coaching sabotage to that.
Americans have tried to bring down Australian cricket, but with the sacking of Mike Young Australia will rise to the top with sharp slip catching and relay throws from hell.
You don’t have to fear Mike anymore, boys, soft hands from here on in.
EDIT: Scientologists have just tried to take over Melbourne. This is obviously in retaliation and just more proof that Americans can’t be trusted. Fuck you, Mike Young.