Bat porn

It’s that time of the year when we talk about bats. The old batsman has already beaten me to it, but he really likes his bats.

So I don’t really need to do it, it’s just that I haven’t played a game of cricket yet and it feels sunny outside, and bats are cool.

Hawk gave me a bat back in 09, and it’s still a cannon that will probably hurt anyone who comes near me.

I also still have a Charlie French sitting around, which is smaller than the Hawk, but it does pack a violent punch.

There is also an old GM Maestro, with stickers on the back, that still hits pretty good although it does look like a bat from another century, which it may be.

That doesn’t mean I can’t look around.

Of all my looking, nothing makes me more excited than the Joker.

It’s a black cat bat, a new UK company.

The most important thing is that it’s one of these new innovative bats.

Light with extra beef, is how I’d like to explain it.

Less blade, the same amount of bat, but without it looking like a stupid rowing paddle.

It’s no mongoose, this bat looks like a bat, just a normal that’s been doing some weights.

This is the bat I would buy if I didn’t own three bats.

Not only does this bat look like the sort of thing you’d need to survive an apocalypse, it also has accessories.

There are t shirts.

Not enough bats come with t shirts.

Ofcourse if you don’t want a innovative bat with a t shirt, you could just support a first class cricketer who has made two 99 not outs.

Then you could buy a venom bat.

They’re big and beefy as well, and every bat sold is given a kiss by Brett Geeves before you receive it.

These are the bats I’d go with, but you might need a helmet.

You could buy a normal helmet, but you should really buy an ayrtek helmet.

Not because they’re safer, or lighter, or made of a metal that you can only find on the nostromo.

But because they look like they could be a space age sex prop in a French Sci-Fi flick.

And then, when you have your bat, or bats, and your head is safe, you should get a beanie, because GM make them now.

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5 thoughts on “Bat porn

  1. I have RNS Kashmir Willow, very light .. the one Irfan Pathan used to bat with. But, I am definitely buying SRT’s Adidas Kashmir willow when I am stable.. I am bat-man too.

  2. phaty says:

    I think you should have a T-Shirt Porn entry on here soon!

  3. Rishabh says:

    I have a GM. But, as a bowler who’s made #11 my own, it really doesn’t matter which bat I use.

  4. Deep Cower says:

    “……but it does pack a violent punch.”

    You have been seeing Shastri behind your wife’s back, haven’t you?

  5. raj says:

    Hey do you plug a hair gel, too? A friend of mine might be willing to pay. How much? :)
    J/k

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