India is superpower

There are no more tracer bullets to dodge, the truth is now here.

India is superpower.

Frankly I am happy, as I have always assumed the Indian race was far superior to all other races.

All our problems are gone, let us bathe lustily in the knowledge that India owns us.

Now I can happily bow down before them and wait to meet their every command.

For too long I’ve waited for a powerful race to take over the world, and in India we have a beautiful race of people to enslave us all.

The things that I’ve always liked about our new global dictators include Sehwagology, Navjot’s mouth, Kumble’s poise, everything about Venkatapathy Raju, Bedi’s anger, MS Gony’s demeanour, VVS’s hands and every single thing about Sachin.

You see, unlike some johnny come latelys who are just professing their love for India now they know they own the world, I’ve always loved them.

I don’t have to prove my love, but if you buy a shirt as ugly as the one I wore here, it certainly means a lot.

My grovelling is pure and right.

India, in your hands the world will be shaped exactly the right way.

Your wrists will smash down that iron fist with elegance and class.

The world is yours Indian overlords, use it however you wish.

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16 thoughts on “India is superpower

  1. Thank You, JRod. For World Cup coverage.

  2. Rohan says:

    Yes, and a lot of pure Aryan blood, too…

  3. anand says:


  4. s.singh says:

    thank god …the chinese dont play cricket


  5. RS Radio says:

    I reckon India never performed at more than 80% of their best in this tournament. The fact they still won says something scary about their ability.

  6. Lolly says:

    I’ve always liked Dhoni so him smashing a six to win was pretty special.

  7. Rishabh says:

    We’re not even into the IPL yet, JRod… keep your pants on.

  8. horatius says:

    Ah, the racist, sexist, communalist bunch of tossers can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care.

    Oh, wait a minute…… You are talking about the cricket team….

    Well, that changes things a bit. As an Indian, this is the proudest moment of my life. Been waiting for 28 years for this. Don’t care too much for the ones in the stands though.

  9. India Superpowa!!!
    Great job with the chuck fleetwood smith vids..

  10. kaprashoo says:

    that’s right, take it all you dirty slag. sincerely.

  11. Beggy G says:

    After the meteoric and overwhelming rise of the Indian master race at least we untermenschen can console ourseves that we still hold our own when it comes to irony. It’s all we have left, after all.

    Wot, no mention of SRT?

  12. raj says:

    No such luck. We’ll make it exactly as beautiful as the English and Aussies did during their time as overlords. Not a bit more. Not a bit less.

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  14. Cricket says:

    I hope to see india do well in next WC at Australia soil.

  15. jogesh99 says:

    And Jrod, with his innate sense of Anglo-Aussie fair-play, shall now lead a campaign to confer veto powers to India at the ICC.

  16. Kevin says:

    New Zealand needed a bit of luck and then could of got through to the final. Guess India were the most deserved winners

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