There seems to be a thought that India V Pakistan can bring these two countries together at last. For some this isn’t a game, but a chance for two countries to unite and shake each other’s hands and eat fairy floss together. They think that when these two teams play a respectable game that some how decades of hatred and suspicion will be overcome with a bit of “the best team won on the day”.
I don’t think so.
Cricket isn’t the sport to bring about world peace, but to bring it anarchy.
This world is stale and dull, we need an apocalypse, we need a world war, and I want cricket to inspire this.
For that to happen what is better than a world cup semi final where both teams cheat, sledge and abuse each other until the only option for both countries is all out war.
I don’t want civility and bullshit respect, I want complete and utter mentalness.
That is what the world needs, that is what the world cup needs, and that just seems like fun.
The world needs a revolution, and I’d like that to be brought out by a fight of the UDRS or whether there really was an edge behind.
Something really petty and cricket related.
I want anarchy to reign in the streets while American reporters try and decipher the LBW rule as people are slayed behind them.
If any sport was invented to bring us to a new world order it was cricket.
Now all we need is for the Indian and Pakistani cricket teams to do their bit.
Cheat, be arrogant, bend the rules, take a steamy dump on the spirit of cricket, abuse your opposition and be as brutal as you can, don’t let this opportunity slip, the world needs you boys, it needs the apocalypse your cricket bastardy can bring.