Shahid Afridi accuses Ian Chappell of causing Cancer

In a stunning outburst Shahid Afridi has announced to the world that he believes that Ian Chappell causes Cancer.

Afridi, speaking about how cool he is to a drooling press core, made a convincing argument connecting Chappell to Cancer.

“Cancer is a terrible affliction that has caused much heartbreak, and you cannot deny the link between cancer and Ian Chappell.  Before I’d ever heard of Cancer, I’d heard of Ian Chappell, and almost from that moment Cancer started affect those I knew.  There is much more proof out there and as journalists I’d suggest you go out and find it.  Ian Chappell must be stopped as it is the only way we can cure Cancer.”

The stunned journalists had few follow up questions for Afridi as most of them were googling ‘Cancer Chappelli’ for the rest of the presser.

Afridi also said, “When I raise my arms after a wicket the whole world is lifted.  It may not cure Chappell’s disgusting disease, but it gives them hope and love, and anyone who hates hope and love is surely a Cancer merchant”.

Earlier Afridi was asked about Kamran Akmal and whether his position in the Pakistan team was still safe, Afridi dismissed this by saying, “we don’t need a wicket keeper to win the world cup, we’re better than that”.

While the press core was still looking at their mobile devices, Afridi skipped away.

Cancer is a disease that affects the lives of many cricket fans, commentators and some players.  There is no known cure or medical research linking it to Ian Chappell.

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14 thoughts on “Shahid Afridi accuses Ian Chappell of causing Cancer

  1. Sheikh says:

    Aparently, someone died making Chappell the king of cricket.
    “I don’t really like how he celebrates after a wicket.” Really Ian?
    And what’s up with all the Ponting bashing.
    How many worldcups has Ponting won: 2
    How many worldcups has Chappell won: umm…. 0

    And when was the last time Ian played a cricket match? When dinosaurs still roamed the earth.

    *There…. I feel a lot better now*

  2. Afraaz Ayaz says:

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA………..WELL SAID MR AFRIDI WELL SAID. I THINK THE HIGHEST WICKET TAKER DESERVES TO RAISE HIS HANDS IN GLORY. IAN CHAPPEL WAS BANG OUT OF ORDER, NOT SURE WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS WITH PAKISTAN? DID YOU SEE HIS MUG WHEN PAK BEAT AUS??

    WELL DONE AFRIDI, WELL DONE PAKISTAN & BEST OF LUCK THROUGHOUT THE TOURNAMENT.

  3. Kumar says:

    Chappell is a prick.

    I guess that’s why he doesn’t realize that there’s a limit to how much vitriol even a neutral TV viewer can tolerate.

    Every stint of his had at least a few barbs for Pakistan:
    “Ponting could be dangerous as he is likely to punish Pakistan for that Sydney game”

    “Afridi isn’t a good captain.”

    “Afridi must irritate his teammates”

    “Afridi is a maniac” (Although, granted that he can bat like one)

    ….
    ….
    ….

  4. knowledge_eater says:

    Did you look in the mirror before writing this? you better look in the mirror before writing about Ian Chappell, because you look very skinny, BRAVO.

  5. Masuud says:

    With the power of zillion billion joos, may the sexually frustrated geriatric Chappell be treated with a Afridi handshake very soon. Once a fine gentleman who now has given proofs that the senile bullshitter Beefy Botham shall be trusted for the versions of their love affair in the late 70s/early 80s and just recently in the Ashes. The worst once could think of.

  6. Masuud says:

    With the power of zillion billion joos, may the sexually frustrated geriatric Chappell be treated with a Afridi handshake very soon. Amen.
    Once a fine gentleman who now has given proofs that the senile bullshitter Beefy Botham shall be trusted for the versions of their love affair in the late 70s/early 80s and just recently in the Ashes. The worst once could think of.

  7. Shairani says:

    He’s Gregg Chappell’s brother, ain’t he?!

    Fuckhead.

  8. Younis says:

    Chappell is a madhar chord and just cant take it that his beloved, regimented, talentless Aussies were beaten by Natural rew talent, flambouyancy and skill by none other then a third world country.
    Chappell get a life, you suck mate and if i had my way i wouldnt have him commentating, he’s nearly as bad as Charles Colville and that prat of a bloke Beefy Butarse.

  9. Matt says:

    I would love to see Afridi playing tests again. He is the incisor in any event needing bite …
    He’s the dude who’d front a conservative fancy dress and be the chap – whod spot the chap with the ass not yet cut out and rip it one. Mandibular.
    I’m pretty sure he’d agree that ian chap-ellis ass is already exposed. And guffaw. Hearty.
    I’d like to think that he wd rather hear chappelli calling him a retard, or saying that the aus aboriginal team that toured the uk before the first official tests shd be given status, or that beefy is a fuck wit, … Unvarnished heartfelt …

    Than listen to Mark Nicholas fellate by way of onomatopoeia- sucking noises that would see him intubated elsewhere … Than aggrieg again Tonys segues to the phamtom pains he’s had ever since his balls dropped or whatever other dross passes for insight … Or bob sagely while the wash of yaysaying bland buffoons showers our cricket watching experience in gold, a mass of drips precipitant.
    Urea. I’ll take eureka,thank you Ian and shahid.

  10. sana ambreen says:

    idiot chapell…..he ws surely jealous of afridi but awsum reply

  11. dr tahir says:

    THREE REASONS WHY SHAHID AFRIDI IS AN IDIOT

    1. He is the captain of a cricket team that beat Australia to finish their 12 years of unbeaten record in world cups

    2. He is the leading wicket taker in the World Cup with 21 wickets

    3. He accepted that he was irresponsible for playing that ‘idiot’ shot against Australia

    THREE REASONS WHY RICKY PONTING IS NOT IDIOT

    1. He stood his ground after knowing that he had edged the ball into the hands of a wicketkeeper who is definitely an idiot

    2. He kept on using his pace attack on the slow tracks of India without using any variation. We must accept that Shaun Tait is not idiot at all

    3. Despite of middle order not performing; he insisted with some of the batters like White who is definitely not idiot because he is the captain of the 20/20 side

    BOTTOMLINE IS THAT WE SUPPORT THE IDIOT TEAM WITH AN IDIOT CAPTAIN BECAUSE WE LOVE THEIR IDIOT GESTURES AND IDIOT REMARKS ! ! !

    GOOD LUCK WITH THE SEMI FINAL YOU ALL IDIOTS – WE ARE BEHIND YOU ! ! !

    BY THE WAY, HOPE THE WISE CAPTAIN OF THE WISE AUSTRALIAN TEAM WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME WATCHING THE REMAINDER OF THE WORLD CUP ON TV

  12. Quedata says:

    Ian fucking chappell is an arrogant bastard! Ian if you are reading this ” Go fuck yourself”!

  13. madiha says:

    i love afridi i want to chat with him?

  14. madiha says:

    ni one is like shahid afridi in black shalwar kameez he make me crazy i gonne out of my mind just want to mer with him just once where will he met with me he is making me crazyh

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