In a stunning outburst Shahid Afridi has announced to the world that he believes that Ian Chappell causes Cancer.
Afridi, speaking about how cool he is to a drooling press core, made a convincing argument connecting Chappell to Cancer.
“Cancer is a terrible affliction that has caused much heartbreak, and you cannot deny the link between cancer and Ian Chappell. Before I’d ever heard of Cancer, I’d heard of Ian Chappell, and almost from that moment Cancer started affect those I knew. There is much more proof out there and as journalists I’d suggest you go out and find it. Ian Chappell must be stopped as it is the only way we can cure Cancer.”
The stunned journalists had few follow up questions for Afridi as most of them were googling ‘Cancer Chappelli’ for the rest of the presser.
Afridi also said, “When I raise my arms after a wicket the whole world is lifted. It may not cure Chappell’s disgusting disease, but it gives them hope and love, and anyone who hates hope and love is surely a Cancer merchant”.
Earlier Afridi was asked about Kamran Akmal and whether his position in the Pakistan team was still safe, Afridi dismissed this by saying, “we don’t need a wicket keeper to win the world cup, we’re better than that”.
While the press core was still looking at their mobile devices, Afridi skipped away.
Cancer is a disease that affects the lives of many cricket fans, commentators and some players. There is no known cure or medical research linking it to Ian Chappell.