When Dirk writes, you read

Dirk Nannes has a blog.

Not some sissy over-edited ghost-written namby-pamby load of garbage that you wouldn’t make Delta Goodrem or Sourav Ganguly read, but a real blog type blog.

IOB style.

It’s on wordpress.com for fuck’s sake, it doesn’t get much bloggier than that.

He has already talked about Aaron Finch’s fat ass. You could say that Aaron Finch’s ass is Dirk’s perfect jeans.

I’ve always suspected that Dirk does more in a day than I do in a decade. So any words from him, ass related or otherwise, are valuable and should be read.

At the moment his about section says this:

“This is the Official Dirk Nannes Blog. Dirk Nannes is a left-arm fast bowler in the Australian Twenty20 cricket team, the Delhi Daredevils in the Indian Premier League and the Victorian Bushrangers.”

It’s nice, but it isn’t very Dirky.

I think he should go with this:

“The first time you see Dirk Nannes bowl is the first day of the rest of your life. Write down all the details so you don’t mess any of it up when you retell it to your grandkids. Dirk Nannes is fast bowling. He’s the monster in the closet of T20 batsmen, only coming out to scare and scar them. It isn’t a fair fight, and when it ends in blood and tears, the batsmen is taken away for a quick and anonymous burial. Dirk’s bowling action is far more masculine than any 80s action film. He plays for who he wants, when he wants, and when he isn’t doing that he’s saxaphoning on a ski slope, because he can. If he wasn’t a cricketer he’d still be cooler than you.”

Go check out his blog because, well, it’s dirty dirk nannes’ blog.

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10 thoughts on “When Dirk writes, you read

  1. Dave says:

    OK, Dirk is ace, but in reality he’s merely a poor-man’s Simon Jones.

  2. Bottom Edge says:

    Dirk, if you’re reading this article you absolutely have to put that on your about page.

  3. Matt says:

    Amusing, not quite iob but better than a lot of crap out there

  4. golandaaz says:

    Who has a link to a wedding registry on their blog? Dirk has, so I guess its cool

  5. Rishabh says:

    It’s about time. Dirk on TMS soon too?

  6. Wes ~PFCNFS~ says:

    Not quite a Khawaja or Murtagh yet, but he’s getting there. Great post about Finch, really good stuff.

  7. Sach says:

    UncleJ, check this out.
    http://dirknannes.wordpress.com/about/
    I suggested he put this instead of his intro, and guess what, he did! Dirk is ballsy indeed!

  8. Ronin says:

    And it has been updated – http://dirknannes.wordpress.com/about/. Nice work jrod and awesomely dirty dirk

  9. Christopher says:

    HAHAHA I can’t beleibe he changed his blurn to yours! Awesome work Jrod & good on Sach for bringing Jrof to Dirk’s attention. This has made my day.

  10. Christopher says:

    blurb I meant blurb

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