Apparently there are oysters in the press lunch tent.
Yes, the have lunch tents here.
Adelaide may be thought of as the bogan capital of the world, but out the back of the members they proper posh it up.
Pimm’s tents, Champagne, prawns, and a lot of people in straw hats.
Australia is showing no such class, in 6 1/3 days of cricket, they’ve dropped 8 catches, missed some run outs, and looked rather more sloppy, like the other side of Adelaide Oval where I was called a cunt yesterday.
So why would I spend my time writing about them, when instead I could be eating oysters.