It is constantly in the public eye, it’s name gets used to sell products and papers, and it’s always being talked about whether it wants to or not.
Most of us never even think about what the ashes feels, but now we can.
And, the ashes is not happy.
“I AM NOT A FREAKING CRICKET MATCH!!!”
No, it’s more than that, much much more.
The ashes also goes on to say:
“its incredibly annoying and rude”
The ashes also says:
“Toddler drooled all over my arm while I held him. Naaaaaaaasty”
This is obviously a cryptic message about T20 cricket and it’s effect on tests.