How the ashes feels

For years we have talked, watched and played the ashes, but how does the ashes feel about all that.

It is constantly in the public eye, it’s name gets used to sell products and papers, and it’s always being talked about whether it wants to or not.

Most of us never even think about what the ashes feels, but now we can.

The ashes is on twitter.

And, the ashes is not happy.

“I AM NOT A FREAKING CRICKET MATCH!!!”

No, it’s more than that, much much more.

The ashes also goes on to say:

“its incredibly annoying and rude”

Strong words.

The ashes also says:

“Toddler drooled all over my arm while I held him. Naaaaaaaasty”

This is obviously a cryptic message about T20 cricket and it’s effect on tests.

So, if you’ve always wanted to know what the ashes thinks, follow it on twitter.

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5 thoughts on “How the ashes feels

  1. Leg Break says:

    She is the Forest Gump of Twitter

  2. knowledge_eater says:

    Apparently, there is a possibility that she might have trip to Australia, I told her 7 hrs ago. Its gonna happen. Just don’t close your account. And she didn’t. Nice. I have to think 100times before thinking of an user name. Good for her. After all, reward was necessary after she took all the hatred. hehe

  3. Sunny says:

    you should have seen her mom’s reply to someone who tweeted, “watching @theashes in bed.”

  4. shairani says:

    friggin hilarious – she doesn’t even know 22 (+n) men are fighting to take her home.

  5. Wes ~PFCNFS~ says:

    Unfortunately she’s as witty a piece of cardboard, the hype has become a pest; even if you unfollow her now you can rely on your Follow-ees to retweet each of her hollow utterances like 50 times

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