Australia – too easy to score off, lacking menace.
England – easy does it.
Strauss – took a while to get going then did get going and with some help from Mitchell Johnson’s loving hands.
Cook – out batted Strauss.
Hilfenhaus – looked down on verve. Can he verve up?
Siddle – is still in form, but didn’t get it 100% right.
Johnson – Rubbish bowling. Rubbish Moustache. Rubbish batting. Rubbish tattoos. Rubbish Fielding.
Watson – the ball didn’t move so all we had was his stop motion bowling action.
Doherty – Tight and unlucky, Hauritzesque.
North – lunch spell.
Gabba – You can only bring a bag into the ground if you have one zipper or less, because, you know, they’re mental here.
Fielding – fine except for the only chance they had offered in the whole session.
Over rates – shit.
Lunch – Roast beef (ok), roast potatoes (nice) and white rice.