balls profile: matt prior

Drives around in a Ferrari made of jelly beans. Looks 10 years older than he is because of the lack of hair.  Yet, can still get a wife attractive enough that a billionaire fraudster will try and hit on. For years was thought of as a good batsman who couldn’t really keep, now is keen on reversing that trend.  Perhaps the first inkling that he had good hands was the amazing feat of throwing jelly beans with keeping gloves on.  Has some sort of sick relationship with Alec Stewart. Australians considered him arrogant, that is some praise.

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5 thoughts on “balls profile: matt prior

  1. Gimblett says:

    If he was a player at your club, you’d smirk secretly if he got hit on the ankle by a rebounding ball at nets.

  2. Gimblett says:

    He’d be a financial adviser if he wasn’t a cricketer.

  3. Rishabh says:

    The jellybeans are his way of overcompensating for Little Prior. It also explains his wife and Stanford.

  4. I find it amazing that Aussies find him arrogant.

    Not sure what to make of that really!

  5. Govind Raj says:

    Australians considered him arrogant, that is some praise.

    Saurav Ganguly must be the Father of all those Praised ones !

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