Drives around in a Ferrari made of jelly beans. Looks 10 years older than he is because of the lack of hair. Yet, can still get a wife attractive enough that a billionaire fraudster will try and hit on. For years was thought of as a good batsman who couldn’t really keep, now is keen on reversing that trend. Perhaps the first inkling that he had good hands was the amazing feat of throwing jelly beans with keeping gloves on. Has some sort of sick relationship with Alec Stewart. Australians considered him arrogant, that is some praise.
balls profile: matt prior