balls profile: zaheer khan

Blessed with shoulders like a cartoon superhero and a permanent three day growth, Zaheer was set up perfectly to take over the Indian bowling line up. Was once the new Wasim, and while that title didn’t ruin him, he is less Wasim than Wasim, although he is more Wasim than Waqar, and he is definitely not the new McGrath. The left armed shouldery action looks great, and swings like the shit, but also injures him, a lot. Perhaps because no person was supposed to have those shoulders. Has the highest score ever made by a number 11 in test cricket, but it was against Bangladesh, so no one cares. Looks like he should run a large gym franchise and date C list celebrities whilst driving a sports car. Has a wicked bowling jump. Doesn’t like jelly beans.

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5 thoughts on “balls profile: zaheer khan

  1. Adrian says:

    Is a bit of dickhead.

  2. Ram5160 says:

    Looks like he doesnt Like Ponting either.
    He was patting MSD s belly while abusing Ricky which was strange??? I betcha Ponting made a Jelly Bean comment.

  3. Abdus Salam says:

    I am no fan of most of the Indian sledging, but really, can someone explain to me why it is wrong to sledge a batsman after he is out, but not when he is at the crease? What kind of dumbass ethical rule is that? Either say sledging is okay, or that it isn’t.

  4. Anand says:

    ” he is less Wasim than Wasim, although he is more Wasim than Waqar, and he is definitely not the new McGrath ”

    this is real fun… :)

  5. sambd says:

    @Abdus – fairly obvious, sledging is a tactic for getting a player out. If you sledge when he is out then you’re just a bit of a twat.

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