You are captain of your country.
A job you really wanted.
You are on the most important tour your country has.
It all goes a bit shit.
You crack it.
You break a bat.
You drink until you stink.
You then think about the tour as a booze cruise.
regardless you are still a national icon.
A man of the people made good.
A hero and idol to millions.
I ask you balls fans, how can cricket be struggling when a gimpy drunkard is a national icon even if he wants to live in the desert to dodge taxes.
Long live cricket.
(And Bungee jumping)