Oh, you don’t believe me?
Well I have proof; this is what Geoff Miller said:
“I’m not ruling anybody out,”
You fool, you mad mad loopy fool.
Can’t you see it?
Come on dude, think about it.
Ramps is anybody.
He is the embodiment of someone who isn’t named.
The unnamed batsman if you will.
Geoff Miller can’t say Ramprakash is in, that would cause mass panic.
Women would be buying special cricket-themed throwing panties.
Men would be learning how to dance.
And old cricket writers would have heart attacks.
Miller needs to ease us in.
So he starts off by saying he won’t rule “anybody” out after being asked if Ramprakash will play.
It all makes sense.
Mark Ramprakash will be playing for England.
It is also worth nothing that Robert Croft, John Crawley and Ronnie Irani were also not ruled out.
Think about it….