reasons india are out of the worldt20 thingy

Jesus refused to help Gary Kirsten with a bunch of non-Christians.

The power of the Adam’s Apple was cancelled out by the crapness of the mullet.

Once Virender leaves there is no god.

Sachin Tendulkar’s shirt.

Sunil Gavaskar has been giving Ravindra batting lessons.

Shamita Shetty started wearing panties.

The Russian Roulette batting order.

Yuvraj Singh refused to make one more half century without Priety hugging him.

Navjot Sidhu sent every player a headless yak covered in his own bodily fluid as encouragement.

SRK started supporting the team.

Suresh Raina slept with Amy Winehouse, twice.

The stupid fucken Orange patch on their ass.

Bhooka Naan is coming to England.

They used all their ‘a’ material on Ireland.

What is the point of hitting a six if no one yells DLF?

Pakistan pick an ICL player, and India start losing, think about it.

L Ron Stanford sat on Ravi Shastri’s lap.

They played like arrogant turds and never really respected their opposition.

No Danny Morrison.

They have always said they want to be as good as Australia.

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0 thoughts on “reasons india are out of the worldt20 thingy

  1. Alok says:

    oh well… here’s hoping the Lankans humiliate the saffers in the semis,

    West Indies thrash England and make it to the semis

    Ireland thrash Pakistan, but NZ makes it to the semis… somehow.

    … and we all witness a WI v SL final decided in the last ball of the last over by lasith Malinga bowling to Dwayne Bravo…

    Who says there is nothing to look forward to in this tournament??

  2. Q says:

    All genuine reasons I believe.. all make sense too..but that Shamita pic is just disgusting!

    Q’s last blog post..The World Twenty20 Semi Finals Scenarios

  3. anonymous says:

    I beg to differ Q – it was awesome…good work JRod.

  4. Anand says:

    when did u become a numerologist or something? Addgin extra letters to Shmita name.

    Anyway.. being an Indian i still loved these budle of cocky young men getting kicked out.
    Dhoni’s has been too lucky all the while. Now let him show his ultra cool thing and win few test series outside India against better teams.

    Good job enlghisman.. Its not u deserve to reach semis but I dont care. U knocked these suckers out !

  5. Wafa says:

    Besides, England aren’t in the semis yet.

  6. Dhananjay Mhatre says:

    Tghey needed a kick up their backsides. A loss against England with KP showing that Yuvraj is a pie chucker should do them a world of good. This World Cup sure is exceeding my expectations.

    P.S.: Her name is Shamita and not Sharmita. I was wondering when were you going to refer to her thatch.

  7. cricketwithoutballs says:

    If team of probots wants to win the title, then they should loose at least one match before the knockout stage, otherwise they will loose against Srilanka or pakistan in the semi’s.

    Its a bad omen for them to win all matches in the league stage..

  8. cricketwithoutballs says:

    Jrod, please put a warning sign, otherwise I should stop visiting cwb from my office :-(

  9. Ashi says:

    I think the whole squad is gay… I mean Yuvi and Dhoni touch each other way too often for a non-contact sport… and the media here in India is quoting sources within the team blaming a “meeting” prior to the match as the reason why all of them were “too tired” to perform….

  10. Sid says:

    MY 5:
    1) Lalit Modi of course, no orange caps, purple caps, DLf maximums, This is not even a real tournament !! right !
    2) Dhoni was waiting for the strategic time outs to share his plan to take over england and then the rest of the world.
    3) Ind teams obsession to be like the aussies someday. so, they start playing the way the aussies did, only till a point the aussies outsmarted them, getting out in the first stage!
    4) No, Preity hugs after wins.
    5) F.I.P. the ind team jus wanted to prove him wrong in every which way!! TAKE THAT …

  11. Cricket Bats says:

    Well lets hope England can beat the West Indies today. They will have a big mental advantage of beating the West Indies all summer!

  12. Cameron says:

    Bit too much grass on that wicket.

  13. alex says:

    When you go against GOD you burn in hell. That is what happens to dhoni the meglomaniac.

    Dhoni wanted to be hero at any costs but no one to helped with his goal of superman of t20.

  14. Mads says:

    ROFL…too good :D
    They have always said they want to be as good as Australia.
    —the best one :D

  15. RJ says:

    Other reasons:

    MS Dhoni failed to declare his testicles at Customs, and they’re still sitting in a 5x5x5 cardboard box somewhere in Heathrow