He has hurt his left side, which as you know, is 33% worse than discomfort.
He is being monitored.
No one is monitoring Owais Shah though.
And because of this he has sliced his eye ball open, he is a big fan of spanish surrealism.
The injury only happened because the 24 health care professionals they have over there are all working on Freddie’s discomforting hurtness.
No cricketer should have to tend to his own eye.
Injuries were sure to follow.
And now, Owais looks like this.
Which is cool, but it makes it harder to bat.
He doesn’t have us fooled though, he is just wearing the eye patch to get the ladies.