Freddie is not dead, praise the lord


He has hurt his left side, which as you know, is 33% worse than discomfort.

He is being monitored.

No one is monitoring Owais Shah though.

And because of this he has sliced his eye ball open, he is a big fan of spanish surrealism.

The injury only happened because the 24 health care professionals they have over there are all working on Freddie’s discomforting hurtness.

No cricketer should have to tend to his own eye.

It’s obscene.

Injuries were sure to follow.

And now, Owais looks like this.

Which is cool, but it makes it harder to bat.

He doesn’t have us fooled though, he is just wearing the eye patch to get the ladies.


0 thoughts on “Freddie is not dead, praise the lord

  1. ©hinaman says:

    we had Mansur Ali Khan Pataudi (Nawab of) as a captain and played >40 tests. He had impared vision (I am not certain if he was blind) in the right eye.
    got named Wisden Cricketer of the Year 1968

    And it is reckoned he was Mr subzero Cool –

  2. jrod says:

    He was a special cricketer though.