“he’ll always be trying his best, that’s Matthew”Kellie Hayden (Mrs Hayden, Wife of Matthew)
The first thing i noticed about this was the way she tried to humanise him, i took me 8 seconds to realise Matthew was Hayden.
I am glad he is trying hard, i know i would if i played for Australia, I would try harder than anyone before me, but i’d still be shit, not Nathan Hauritz or Beau Casson shit, but shit nonetheless.
Mrs Hayden no doubt loves her Matthew, but the rest of the cricket world have some issues with the orphan eating bear like fuckhead.
He has been a pompous redneck clown most of his career, and this is payback.
Luckily the Haydens aren’t reading this.
“We haven’t been reading a lot of what has been written,”
So i know she sure as hell isn’t going to start by reading this blog.
There is actually good news about Matthew’s non retirement or vicious sacking.
Neil is back.
“He is a pain in the bum.”
He says of Hayden.
“I thought he was pathetic today”
On his first day knock.
“He wasn’t trying to score runs and he had forgotten how to hit the ball, and at his age he is not going to get any better, is he?”
On the cruel nature of age.
Neil was obviously back in the media after the success of The Neils.
We have missed you Neil, as you know, cricket was better in your day.
One day we hope to be called pathetic and a bum by Neil Harvey….