So this is how it went down.
Abdul Razzaq, one of my favourite troglodyte allrounders, was smashing the team he should be playing for, the Lahore Badass mofos.
He smacks a big drive straight back to some off spinner no one has ever heard of, or maybe someone has Arshad Khan.
The guy drops it, and the sheer masculine force of the blow damages his hand.
Then when the hand is zoomed in on, we see that the hand is buggered.
Khan seems ok with this, and calmy waits for the trainer to come on and fix it.
He shows Abdul the damage.
You would think the Khan would be the one with this face.
Abdul was feeling quite ill, but then he saw her.
And he felt fine again.