Written by Miriam:
This episode of Cricketwithballs is an insight into some of England’s best known cricketers, and is brought to you in the style of CATTOWN.
I think you will agree that this update is written with even more of the gravitas and depth that you have come to expect from me.
If you haven’t checked out Cattown before, you should go take a look IMMEDIATELY. You would have to have a heart made out of the coldest, blackest anthracite not to laugh. Although my sister’s reaction was “what is wrong with these cats? Why do so many of them have no ears? This is horrible”.
I FEEL BETTER AND WANNA PLAY THE ODI’S
DON’T BOTHER ME, I AM BUSY IGNORING WISDEN BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKED AGAIN.
ALSO I AM CROSS ABOUT THE FP TROPHY
ALSO THERE SHOULDN’T BE AN APOSTROPHE IN ODIS
SUCH APOSTROPHE USAGE IS IN FACT ACCEPTABLE WHEN WRITING IN CAPITALS AS I AM DOING AT THE MOMENT
HELLO, I AM GINGER
RYAN AND KEY
YOU’RE NO LONGER CAPTAIN, YOU’RE NO LONGER CAPTAIN!
FINE I AM GOING AWAY TO LISTEN TO “FANFARE FOR THE COMMON MAN”. ON REPEAT, BITCHES.
RYAN AND KEY
ARE YOU CALLING US FEMALE DOGS? GO PRACTISE THAT LEAPY WRONG-HANDED CATCH THAT GOT YOU AN MBE IN 2005
I AM GOING TO IAN BELL’S HOUSE TO COMPARE HIGHLIGHTS
HAIR HIGHLIGHTS THAT IS
I AM GOING TO EAT A PIE
NO YOU BOTH NEED FIELDING PRACTICE, CATCH THIS
[HITS BALL INTO THE AIR]
KEY AND COLL
WHERE DID IT GO? WHERE DID IT GO?
GAAAAAAAAAH!! YOU IS USELESS!
THAT’S IT I AM STROPPING OFF.