Ramps does helen mirren

I would like to congratulate Mark Ramprakash for truly showing us that test cricket is not important.

Making a mathematical landmark in an inferior competition, that is important.

It’s quite an achievement.

It’s like winning a commonwealth gold medal when you routinely didn’t make the finals of the Olympic finals.

Or, to use a far more apt analogy, it’s like wanting to fuck Natalie Portman and waking up with Helen Mirren.

Funny how no Australian (other than a freak of nature), South African or Indian batsmen ever make this landmark.

Perhaps they don’t hang around for long enough.

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0 thoughts on “Ramps does helen mirren

  1. Ceci says:

    Not that I want to be churlish (that may not be strictly true) but he finally managed to make it over the line in a match that was already dead and buried. *awaits gloomily for Miriam-of-Surrey-Brown-Caps scorn*

  2. Leg Break says:

    Bad analogyThere has never been a sexier figure in a movie than Helen Mirren in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

  3. poopsie says:

    the English love to celebrate mediocrity

  4. Mark says:

    Agree with leg break – Mirren might have lost a little off of her fast ball, but she can still bring it.Portman would just lie there like a sack of spuds and expect you to do all the work.

  5. Leg Break says:

    Spot on Mark.”Eat it. It’s a delicacy. And you know where it’s been.”

  6. Miriam says:

    Ceci, sorry, I have no scorn. It’s like being given a mulberry Agyness bag now, when you really wanted one last year. Also: Helen mirren not sexy? Y, in OPPOSITE WORLD.