I would like to congratulate Mark Ramprakash for truly showing us that test cricket is not important.
Making a mathematical landmark in an inferior competition, that is important.
It’s quite an achievement.
It’s like winning a commonwealth gold medal when you routinely didn’t make the finals of the Olympic finals.
Or, to use a far more apt analogy, it’s like wanting to fuck Natalie Portman and waking up with Helen Mirren.
Funny how no Australian (other than a freak of nature), South African or Indian batsmen ever make this landmark.
Perhaps they don’t hang around for long enough.