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I am not the one

A few people have commented on here that I am being mentioned on the news.

 

I am the 5% of fucked up shit, they don’t mention people like me in the news.

 

The Australian journalist who has swine flue that is being mentioned on the news is Ben Dorries.

 

As, unlike me, he has ECB accredited accreditation type pass, access to the players, a major newspaper to write for, and quite a few people know of him.

 

I am far removed from all that.

 

The only way of me getting in the news for swine flu would be if David Frith died from it, and someone worked out that I had interviewed him and probably gave it to him.

 

Then the headline would be, “Filthy Aussie Blogger kills Living Legend”.

 

If you see that headline, that is probably me.

 

But anything that says the word journalist you can be assured it probably isn’t me.

 

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Cricket with balls has swine flu

Take that KP.

I am ok, but if you notice a drop off in scintillating cricket commentary in the next few days, you know why.

There is a chance I either picked it up in the press box, or brought it to the press box.

So here is a list of people that I could have caught it off or given it too:

Ben Dorries (although I had no contact with him).
Gideon Haigh
Cricinfo staff (A Miller, A Brown, P English)
Richie
David Frith
Mark Nicholas
Shane Warne
Bumble
Michael Atherton
Scyld Berry
Hugh Chevalier
James from Cricket Australia
Peter Roebuck
Lawrence Booth
John Stern

Plus other people, who are less famous, or who I have forgotten.


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