It was always bound to come to this, me taking on the Lord’s taverners in a contest to the death.
On the 18th of September at something called the Sunbury Cricket Club I shall do everything within my cricketing powers to send Lord’s back to the stoneage, where they belong.
I am playing on the side of test match sofa, but also on the side of good.
The players that the Lord’s Taverners will be sending out against me are:
“Lawrence Prittipaul (Cricketer Ex-Hampshire), Tom Wisdom (Actor), Colin Salmon (Actor), Toby Rowland-Jones (Cricketer—Middlesex), Adam London (Cricketer-Middlesex), Aaatif Nawaz (Actor/Comedian), Llloyd Scott (Fundraiser Extraordinaire), Mike Wederburn (Sky Sports Presenter), Ryan Philpott (Actor), Shaun Udal (Cricketer-Middlesex), Jeremy Coney (Cricketer-Ex-New Zealand)”
If you want to see me sledge Jeremey Coney, and frankly, who doesn’t, you should make your way to this ground. In fact, I’ll be coming up with sledges for each player based on their wikipedia profiles or cricinfo profiles.
Test match sofa have all the info.
Angus Fraser will be the host of the grudge match, I will not be watching him piss.
If you’re in London come down and watch me give Shaun Udal a lesson in spin bowling.
