Ol’ Marvin took a swipe at selectors.
He called them muppets, funny cause I had just written a blog where I called the Sri Lankan team muppets.
Must be the in thing to say.
Nothing better than a current player saying what he actually feels, even if he is older than Mark Waugh’s ex girlfriend.
Even better when he attacks selectors, who have made this tour by Sri Lanka a waste of time.
Atta boy Marvin.
I’m back on deck as long as Uncle J-Rod keeps the language down.
I’d like to pay homage to those players over the 10 or so years who have played test cricket for Australia who have had little or no ability whatsoever, but must have had incriminating photos of Trevor Hohns. I know the side is stacked with bowlers, but our batsman have been pretty steady. Seeing though the selectors couldn’t pick a 12, I have picked 14 players to tour whichever fifth world country would like to play us!!!
Enjoy, Big Daddy
The Australian selectors have told Brad Hogg he may get a call up to the test team.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I cannot believe anyone would ever pick this guy as a test bowler.
He has played 92 first class games, and taken 160 wickets. My strike rate with women is better than that. In those 92 games he averages 40 with the ball. And he’s played county cricket.
My rule is if you’ve played county cricket and your stats are still shit, your shit.
Did I mention he’s 36?
If your gonna pick an old spinner, at least pick one like Stuart MacGill who actually takes wickets.
If he’s being picked as an all rounder, then why not pick a 24 year old named Cameron White, who averages less with the ball, more with the bat, and doesn’t stick his tongue out like a retard.
Now as much as I’ve bagged the man, he has done well in one dayers. He is helped that by the time he bowls there are usually 4 wickets gone and middle order batsmen have to either attack him, or sit on him to conserve wickets. However you still have keep the pressure on and get the results, and he has done that more or less for 4 years now.
But fuck me anally.
Let’s not pick a spinner on his one day form. We know that one day spinners aren’t really spinners. They are darters, sliders and door knob salesman.
Now obviously the selectors read my blog, so I hope I’ve convinced them.
