When Andy Moles was originally selected as the 5th option to coach the kiwis I was obviously the 6th.

I understand why they went with Moles, and now I am sure they would accept that they made a mistake and I should have been appointed.

That does not mean I am an automatic choice now.

In this modern world of checks and balances I still need to apply, to give the appearance that this is a real application process.

That is fair enough, so over the next few days I will be showing my credentials to my potential new employers.

It goes without saying that I am qualified for this job.

I have heard of Reece Young, have been to South Africa, know where Christchurch is and have seen quite a few episodes of Sensing Murder.

As has been mentioned before I use the term jandals.

I have a copies of albums by betchadupa and the datsuns.

And most importantly I own this poster.

New Zealand needs me.