The New Zealand cricket community is feeling uneasy at the moment, it is a kiwi karmic cry for help, and I know it is me who they want to fix it.
When Andy Moles was originally selected as the 5th option to coach the kiwis I was obviously the 6th.
I understand why they went with Moles, and now I am sure they would accept that they made a mistake and I should have been appointed.
That does not mean I am an automatic choice now.
In this modern world of checks and balances I still need to apply, to give the appearance that this is a real application process.
That is fair enough, so over the next few days I will be showing my credentials to my potential new employers.
It goes without saying that I am qualified for this job.
I have heard of Reece Young, have been to South Africa, know where Christchurch is and have seen quite a few episodes of Sensing Murder.
As has been mentioned before I use the term jandals.
I have a copies of albums by betchadupa and the datsuns.
And most importantly I own this poster.
New Zealand needs me.
