Three men, sitting down, talking about a Test.
It’s sexier than any full penetration interspecies porn you can find.
Is it Broad’s technique or his head that makes him so unpredictable?
Is the Bruce Martin Equation solved?
Will sitting on a bench help Dictator Dan be Test match fit?
Does it matter that Joe Root is not as buff as Nick Compton?
Do you dream of Jimmy Anderson inswing?
This is three men, who of which played Test cricket, one of which caught his dick in a zipper, talking about England V New Zealand.
Important questions are answered.
What is the Bruce Martin Equation?
What Organ is Matt Prior?
What does Onions have written on him?
And what is South Africa’s second best export after District 9?
All these questions are answered.
Cricinfo have a show called the Huddle which is recorded daily during the IPL. Proper famous people are on it.
And me.
I’ve done quite a few, but I haven’t linked to them here because like switch hit they aren’t my show.
But, here is one on cricket commentary.
If you like it, there are others, on many other things. You can even watch them live on the cricinfo home page.
At the end of the day, or the beginning, it is just me talking shit with people. Which is what I do.
Ryan Harris is injured.
Mitch could be back.
Someone needs to get Fawad Ahmed a passport.
Phil Hughes, really?
Players like Brad Haddin.
James Faulkner is an impressive angry talented young man.
It’s literally me and Gideon Haigh talking shit about the Ashes, but this time on video.
This is the podcast where we talk about BRUCE MARTIN.
Lock up your granny.
We also do a bit on how Hamish Rutherford might make coffee.
How arrogant England are.
And how things were better in IOB’s day when electricity and homework for cricketers did not exist.
Listen here.
Whether we want to or not, Gideon Haigh and I end up talking about Shane Watson.
Usually, it is not that interesting.
I’m not saying this is interesting, it is for once actual news.
Listen here for many more minutes of thought that you need to send a text to your coach.
MS Dhoni is better than Australia.
Moises Henriques has heavy sure feet.
James Pattinson needs resting from resting.
Fawad Ahmed is awesome.
Victoria are not.
There is nothing in Australian cricket that can’t be fixed by footy.
Listen here.
This is the podcast where we talk about Saeed Ajmal’s canal.
How Vernon Philander is like Mike Hussey.
How Tanvir Ahmed may be the greatest allrounder ever.
Dean Elgar.
And how the Pakistani Super league has given up and given the whole thing to Javed Miandad.
Listen here.
Pakistan played against South Africa.
South Africa played with Pakistan.
Umar Gul is like Monty, or Mitchell, but not Dale or Jimmy.
The PSL is being run by a Salmon Butt.
All this is being discussed between me and Pakistani sex kitten Osman Samiuddin.
What is a warniefesto?
How important is the Allan Border medal?
Which muppet is John Inverarity?
What is a Steve Smith?
Who’s pet has Steve O’Keefe run over?
Find out answers to this and potentially other things right here.
