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The Ultimate IPL Guide: Chennai Superkings
The buffed up male models
Porn star: MS Dhoni
Most IPL fans probably only know MS Dhoni is in the team, everyone else is irrelevant. The most in form one-day batsman on the planet, and will want this title. Is the main man in this team in every way, and will get the press whether he performs or not.
Pole dancer: Suresh Raina
Was in devastating form last season, and now has more experience at the top level. There is nothing of him, but he still hits the ball very hard. Every chance he will take the IPL apart this year.
Boy next door: Napoleon Einstein
May not even play but is a cult figure already.
Model: Freddie Flintoff
Very well suited to playing 2020 cricket, but is recovering from injury, with an eye on the ashes, and around for about a fortnight, Hardly worth it. Might sell some shirts back home.
Home Made/Amateur: MS Gony.
Hard working quick, can really bowl and has a great back-story.
RP Einstein
Was just over at Homer’s site, and I saw a little tid bit about a young Indian player who has played a couple of list A one dayers.
His name is Napoleon Einstein.
Quick pause to let that sink in.
Homer being the respectable cricket writer, made a small comment about it and then moved on.
But at cricket with balls we take this name very seriously and would like to know everything about young napoleon.
My first question would be what is his height?
My second would be how did he go in high school?
I don’t consider my self an expert on the ethnic diversity of India, but I may take a stab in the dark and say Einstein is probably not the most common name.
If it was, we could be looking at Yuvraj Einstein’s and Harbhajan Einstein’s.
A team of Einsteins even.
Young Napoleon seems like a competitive chap, and he may already have taken over the most politically insane cricket players name award from Nixon Maclean.
But would you make him vice captain?
