cricket with balls

Part of the IPL is the Miss Bollywood competition.

Each game a pretty young thing goes into the running and during the final the winner will be selected.

According to Imran, only whites or browns get a show in, no black women are being picked, although to be fair, blacks are a minority there I suppose.

Until now it has not been announced how the winner will be chosen.

But Cricket With Balls has been advised.

During the strategy break of the final, a novelty sized casting couch will be taken out onto the ground and the girls will have to perform for Lalit and SRK.

Now, I know what you are thinking, how is a gang bang family viewing.

Well I didn’t say gangbang I said perform.

Each girl will have to suck a golf ball through a garden hose, do the star jumps, will have to run slow motion under a sprinkler, put her ankles behind her head, and various tricks with ping pong balls.

Good family entertainment.

Old men deciding a young girls fate in front of a crowd of mostly blue balled men as hot black women look on.

Hopefully with the full commentary team standing around giving us a blow by blow description.