Mike Brearley is so famous that in the sex industry they have named something after him.
The Brearley is when a character sits on a chair, in front of camera and instructs more nubile people in an orgy how to participate better.
When Mike was first told of this he said, “You think playing for your country is the ultimate honour, and then you hear about something like this”.
The Brearley is not used that much these days, except in the odd scene in which a cuckold is watching his wife do a few young strangers but feels the need to enhance their performance.
The award for best Brearley is no longer given out at the Cannes award ceremony.
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