This test is a waste of 5 days.
The Indian players should be getting thier shots for Africa.
They cannot lose this test.
It shouldn’t even be called a test, it should be called a walk in the park with a loved one.
Although it should be shorter and catchier.
I say all this because I said South Africa couldn’t win the last test, and they won by an innings and change.
So I figured I might as well give it another go.
Things that are more likley to happen than the Kiwis winning.
Tony Greig admitting he is the reason Brett Lee and his wfe split, cause he wouldn’t stop humping Lee’s leg.
KP announcing he is quitting cricket to find himself by trekking through the himilayas with a robot monkey.
Sunil Gavaskar to finally admit he is a painful bore more often than not.
Arjuna Ranatunga to become a freegan.
Michael Holding to say he always wished he was white, and that he could play the recorder.
Stephen Fleming to start writing for the Daily Mail.
New Zealand has no hope, if they weren’t at home, i’d tell them to go home and not to bother themselves with this match.
India will win, inside 4 days, Bhajji will dance, Zaheer will be a hottie, and people will start to wonder why India has to beat up New Zealand in so many test matches.