cricket with balls

Last week’s poll was all about who you would like to send to Australia in a cricket blogging exchange program.

It was a close race, but thanks to the sponsors of this site, there will be a ticket waiting for the Suave one (republique Cricket 30%) at terminal 4.

Right behind him, and keen as Australian mustard was the Atheist (AYALAC 28%), who just missed out this time.

The team at King Cricket snuck in for third (18%), but they were the least likely to come to Australia, as CWB’s sponsor couldn’t afford a more than one ticket.

This week I want to know whom CWB should pursue as it’s next interviewee.

Last week’s poll was simple, no one likes Lalit Modi so his 31% was expected.

What wasn’t expected was Tony Greig and Allen Stanford at 12% and 11% respectively.

Surely Stanford is just as dangerous as Modi, after all, he is American, and he flew a helicopter into Lords.

And Greig runs a new rebel league every 30 years or so.

This week I ask which English site should do a blogging exchange with yours truly.

In last week’s poll you decided that a county team (32%) is most likely to be the runner up to Victoria in the Champions league.

Seems odd to me, but maybe it will be a team with like 10 kolpaks in it.

After that it was a crap heap with John Davison, Western Australia, the Royals and Chennai all on about 15%.

This week I ask you who is most likely to ruin cricket forever.

Last week you looked the important issue of the lack of drugs in cricket.

You decided that Monty (35%) needs Opium more than any other cricketer, who can argue with that.

Mike Hussey (26%) is the King Probot, but, you still think an oil change filled with Opium.

This week I ask you who is going to be runner up to the Victorian Bushrangers in the Super Champion modi league.

The overwhelming public opinion of the cricket with balls family is that a cricket watching partner is desired (28%).

Some like em nude (15%).

Some like em to bring a beer (19%).

This week I ask which cricketer should start using opium.

You people surprised me a little.

I suspected that New Zealand (22%) would be top of your pics.

But India (14%) second was a big shock to me.

Equal third (11%) was Sri Lanka and Australia.

Australia and India ahead of minnows, well I never.

Some people like underdogs, and some like bullies.

This poll did prove that, Australian or otherwise, no one likes Victorians, which is just the way we like it.

This week I ask about your ideal partner.

People (33%) really want KP to serve them drinks.

To be honest, I am not sure why I even put KP in this poll, and I don’t know why people want him to serve them drinks.

Sourav Ganguly (19%) is also another person people want to receive a Shirley temple from.

Good luck with that.

This weeks poll is all about which team is your second favourite side.

Last week’s poll was a landslide.

I think I have you people worked out now.

Because lately I written polls where you have gravitated towards the correct answer.

53% of you believe Steve Harmison should become a crash test dummy.

I wonder how many of you believe he has already dabbled in this art.

This week I wonder who would be your ideal waiter.

Last week’s poll was a hum dinger.

It literally hum dinged.

According to you, the cricket with balls minions, the IPL is bigger than Jesus on Tuesdays (24%).

20% of you were not sure who Jesus or the IPL are.

And 18% thought John Davison was bigger than the IPL and Jesus put together.

This week, you get to vote on slap gate.