cricket with balls

Last week you , the people, decided that India should be kicked out of cricket in emphatic 37% style.

Being that i have a very international audience, either people here just hate Lalit Modi, or the BCCi has turned India into the Adolf Hitler of cricket teams.

Last week we had a b’day special poll.

It was grand.

Nice Bryce McGain fittingly won the poll with 19.8% of the vote.

The man is on some sort of roll.

Just behind him was the term Probot with 18.8%, which likes to win all the time.

David Hussey came last, who’da thunk it.

This week I ask you to decide on which country to kick out of test cricket.

Last week’s poll went over well with the new design.

We all agree fishing is wrong, but we now know that the correct punishment is a date with tony greig and a blonde wig (48%).

Ofcourse some people believe that he should read Trescothick’s new book (19%). 

Last week I asked you how England would try and win the next ashes.

You could have taken it seriously, instead you picked leg spin (21%).

Adil Rashid must be erect.

Jelly beans came in second (18%) in a retro decision.

Merkins struggled a bit (13%).

This week we have a new looking poll, as the old one was too hard to read, so i stole one from Outside the line.

And in the poll itself, i ask you what the proper punishment for fishing should be.

This week wasn’t a poll, it was a decimation.

Apparently not only is the Trescothick cuckold/Vaughan lothario rumour is true, but Rahul Dravid was there and made it into a Nazi sex romp (45%).

John Davison came in 2nd (10%).

And if he was involved you know it was a quickie.

This week we ask what England could use to win the 2009 ashes.

Another poll has ended, and the balls faithful have decided that Harmy is a Mutant cross between a guinea pig and an electronic tie organiser (25%).

I agree, because I made up that hilarious Harmy description.

Coming in second (19%) was Harmy as a waste of talent.

And a few of you saw him as the prince of persia (14%), I always had trouble with level 9.

This week we ask about the ugliest non Michael Slater rumour in cricket.

I hear thee, people of the balls.

You want Rob Key (29%) to become the new object of my obsession.

I can’t promise that, as the angry proper one may not like it.

Second was Adil Rashid (21%), he is a much more likely candidate.

Two surrey players were ignored, in Saqlain (3%) and Roy (1%).

You would think that fielding for England yesterday would have peaked Jason Roy’s popularity, but there is just no pleasing some people.

This week you get the chance to tell me what Steve Harmison is.

Last week’s poll showed a lot of you are cheeky little monkeys.

Sachin actually being alive (25%) was what you voted the most exciting thing about watching the SL v IND series.

Also popular was Mendis breaking Lara’s record, and saying HI HO Silva (both 19%).

This week’s poll wants to know which English player Jrod should obsess over now he is in Ol’ Blighty.

According to you, the fans of the balls, Dravid in Nazi Sex Romp (28%), is the most likely headline to come from the IPL next.

Ganguly as a reptilian humanoid (20%) is next behind him, and quite frankly, far more likely.

This week’s poll is all about the India V Sri Lanka test series.

Last week’s poll proves you people don’t take anything seriously.

You get upset when I rain on your little Mendis orgy, but then you say he reminds you of papa smurf (32%).

Jesus (15%), not so much.

Although John Davison (13%) would be pleased.

This week I ask what are we most likely to hear from the IPL next.