Tagged with kolkata knight riders

Congratulations John

I’d like to be on the record and say that John Buchanan’s new multiple captains theory seems a little stupid.

It’s unfair to bag a system before it has been used.

Any system where Brad Hodge is involved and involves rotation seems doomed to fail in my mind.

Perhaps it can be used if a team has no obvious captaincy material, or if you have been mainlining tequila, but otherwise using one captain is the best option.

But for the Kolkata Knightriders I back the deicision.

Not because I think it will work, but because it pisses of The Giant Alien Lizard Ganguly who loses his special little title, and because it is being reported that people are burning John Buchanan effigies.

Everybody wins.

As the enemy of my enemy has been screwed by the original enemy, I think all enemies involved.



On a side note: My question to the effigy burners is, do you have them just lying around, is there a shop, are they cheaper on ebay?

I am very interested.

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the hoffs get violent

SRK’s advertising team promote killing umpires to get wickets.

It’s not a new theory, but this one involves special effects and a wicketkeeper with their camp logo on his head.

Verdict, too hot too cool, too violent.

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SRK and lubed up men

Wow.

Where to begin on this one.

Women taking clips catches.

Lubed up man in a wife beater facing up with a guitar.

The slogan, too hot, too cool (never just right).

Cricket pads on fire (last time I saw cricket pads in a film clip was for Beck’s Sexxlaws).

The fact SRK is auditioning for the next matrix film.

And it ends with an odd looking man trying to eat their absurd logo.

Truly a masterpiece of Ed Woodian proportions.

Showed my non cricket liking friends, and they could not stop laughing, and are still running around the house yelling, too hot, too cool.

My Verdict, too hot, too cool, tutu.

If you have any other IPL videos you would like me to review pop them in the comments like Vinay did.

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Knightriders want a road

Following one bad pitch, the Hasselhoffs are fuming.

They didn’t join the IPL for close games and sex scandals, they joined for orgasmic love spectaculars, with runs aplenty.

Not dirty acts involving the Viscount Linley on dodgy pitches where homosexual acts and blackmail were involved.

This is not the place for a clean cut man like SRK (Shahrukh Khan), or even a giant alien lizard like Ganugly.

So they have decided on doing what all the IPL teams seem to do in a crisis, they have turned to Australia, and are looking for a pitch specialist.

And I have just the man for the job, he has a great reputation, has worked on the most important sporting ground in the world, and Bill Lawry mentions him all the time.

Tony Ware.

He was the man responsible for taking the MCG from unplayable mud heap, to awesome cricket wicket, to unplayable drop in pitch, in only a decade or so.

That is quite an accomplishment.

And he is no longer head curator at the G.

So IPL he is all yours, if the price is righttttttttttt.

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the Kolkata Hoffs

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