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May 01 2009
IPL

Australia has done it again, Kamran Khan called for chucking

Australia just couldn’t help themselves.

Knowing that one day they might have to face Kamran Khan, they have paid off various IPL cricket officials to report him.

Names of those taking kickbacks from Cricket Australia include: Rudi Koertzen (SA), Gary Baxter (NZ), and Amish Saheba (IND).

James Sutherland has said,

“Well he looked fast, and hard to handle, Shane informed us that one day, if he was ever selected, he may get wickets against Australia, so we did what we had to do”.

Sutherland’s honesty, shocking in itself, didn’t stop there.

“Obviously if he wasn’t from the subbie, we wouldn’t have rigged the system, but knowing that he was Indian made the decision easier.  Kamran’s action is dirty, brown, and crooked. Take Aaron Bird, he has a pure, clean and straight action, more Indian cricketers should copy him.”

Lalit Modi has also had to fend off rumours that Kamran was called just because the IPL were afraid that he would hurt himself with the fuck awful delivery stride of his.

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Apr 18 2009
IPL

The Ultimate IPL Guide: Rajasthan Royals

The hot plumber

Porn star: Shane Warne

The IPL turned into the Dhoni and Warne show last year, Warne would prefer it was just about him.

Pole Dancer: Shane Watson

Will be busy in Pakistan, but was the best player in last year’s tournament, much as it pains me to say. Is coming back from a record-breaking 368th cricket injury.

Boy Next Door: Yusuf Pathan

India’s Chris Gayle wannabe. Was a major force last time, and now has a bit of international experience. No body in world cricket hits the ball harder.

Model: None

Say what you want about Rajasthan, but every player in this squad is paid what they deserve, can give them something and there are no passengers.

Home made/Amateur: Take your pick

Kamran Khan was bowling with a tennis ball up until recently, is now the most hyped up young player in the IPL.
Tyrone Henderson is South Africa’s Afridi and often rocks up with 70s porn hair.
Dinesh Salunkhe was the runner up on a cricket reality show.
Lee Carseldine was a washed up 30 something Queenslander last year.

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Apr 14 2009
IPL

Kamran

When Darren Berry chooses a bowler from obscurity, you would assume it would be a Victorian.

But with the global cricket community in orgy mode over the SAPL (IPL), chubby former state keepers can now see cricketers the world over.

And thusly Darren Berry saw an 18 year old with less experience than Shoaib Malik has sexually, and decided Rajhastan should sign him.

Berry has kept to a few bowlers over the years, Merv, Paul Reifell, Shane Warne, Damien Fleming, Craig Howard, Tony Dodemaide, Mick Lewis, Shane Harwood, Simon O’Donnell and David Saker.

So he knows class.

The young player he picked was Kamran Khan.

Before the tournament has started Warne talked Khan up as well.

But no one had really seen him bowl.

Now, thanks to Homer, we have.



Sure its only one ball.

But its not a bad one.

Will be interesting to see how the boy goes in this tournament.

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