According to Rupert Murdoch the Australian players have asked for a female journalist to be removed from her position with host broadcaster channel 9.
Cricket With Balls received this official fax under its bedroom door late last night about this very incident.
The 10 key reasons the aussies wanted her gone are on the fax.
10.Apparently Shane Watson was not happy with Brantz because she has a better outswinger than him.
9. Mitchell Johnson wasn’t happy, as someone had said she was prettier than him.
8. Rick(y) hated her because she had a full head of her own hair.
7. Haydos was pissed as she didn’t like his cooking or announce jesus as her personal saviour.
6. Brad Hogg feels uncomfortable around girls.
5. Stuart MacGill heard she didn’t like his favourite 74 merlot and she didn’t go to a reputable school.
4. She wouldn’t let herself be ogled, and wasn’t interested in watching the boys shower, not even Roy.
3. She was taller than Brad Hodge.
2. Brett Lee was pissed she was a better singer.
1. Cricketers prefer blondes.