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God to captain

Napier is where it happened, as holy a place as any.

MS Dhoni is out, a back problem.

Did anyone know this was even a possibility.

I was reading waffle about Craig McMillan booth work.

Fungus on the pitch.

Sachin’s off drives.

Flynn’s hand and How’s record.

Kyle Mills saying he wasn’t up to it.

But where were the stories about Dhoni and a back complaint that could leave him out of  the side?

It matters not now, Our Prophet, Our God, Our spiritual Guide is in charge.

And now, even more so than before, India cannot lose.

Praise be to the Leader of Sehwagology, your Sehwagologists are on your side.

How you gonna beat God, son?


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one out of six aint bad

There is only one batsman in the New Zealand top six who is not test level.

And he top scored yesterday.

How has a lot of talent, usually a good temperament, and a defensive technique you could build a hospital on.

Ryder has a great eye, uncomplicated footwork, an dthe potential to be a top test batsman/drunkard.

Taylor is their best batsman talent wise, and could be a future superstar if he plays straight.

Peter Fulton is no superstar, but there is no reason he couldn’t set himself up in the Paul Collingwood or Michael Hussey mode, cutting out all the risks, and average at least 40 at test level.

And little Daniel Flynn with all that toughness, and not a lot of shots can be a bastard to get out.

The one who isn’t good enough is Redmund, but on the flat pitch, he made the most out of what he had.

He defended when he had to, he attacked when he could, and eventually he just went beyond his skill level.

So what about the others?

How chased a wide one, Ryder had a loss of concentration, and Fulton never looked like his mind was right.

Flynn and Taylor were worked over by clever bowlers.

There is a top 6 there, but you need 500 in the first innings a Radelaide, unless you are England, and unless something magical happens, they are going to come up short.

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Thats how you do it

You’ll notice I only use maths or stats when it makes me laugh or proves my point.

Guess which this is.

266 – 170 = 96

The New Zealand players have spoken, Matthew Mott is not the coach for them.

Teenagers took 4 of the wickets, and a man who is over 30 and took his second 5 wicket haul took the rest.

Prince Brendan didn’t want to sway his team mates, so he ran himself out.

Lucky this happened now, it gave us all time to take the rest of the Kiwi batsmen out of our fantasy teams.

We can replace them with their bowlers.

Oh.

Never mind.

This score doesn’t really mean anything, but its fun to mention.

I like Jamie How, not to watch, but he has a bit of steel about him, no test centuries, but a bit of steel.

Want in on the trev barry fantasy challenge over at cricinfo, email me at cwb@cricketwithballs with trev barry in your subject line.

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