Greg Shipperd has recently stated that Cameron White should be the captain of the Australian 2020 team.
And it makes sense. It won’t happen, but it makes sense.
Imagine if Australia actually picked the right captain for the job rather than the best batsman around, their world would implode.
I can already see Cricket Australia officials premeditating their spontaneous combustion at the very suggestion.
Clarke is the next captain. That was decided at the meeting at the Melbourne Club that was hosted by the Freemasons and catered by the Jewish Mafia.
Any other suggestions of Marcus North for the test job, and Cameron White for the white balls jobs should be disregarded before you get yourself into an “accident”.
It doesn’t matter that Michael Clarke doesn’t seem to be any good at 2020, he is the man for the job, case closed.
It is written, and etc.
Shipperd’s selection would make sense in some sort of bizarre world where Australia took 2020 seriously or one where the white ball captaincy wasn’t an apprenticeship for the main job.
If Clarke wasn’t the captain of the white ball games where would be learn to captain?
He doesn’t play for NSWales anymore; he is either “ill”, resting himself or off beating it to video footage of Katich choking him.
Ponting will never get suspended for poor over rates; the ICC has given up on that rule.
And Clarke doesn’t even play IPL; apparently he has enough money already.
So what is left? The 2020 job, and sweet fuck all.
Ofcourse a professional outlet who wanted to win at all three formats would have the choice of having three different captains, and even 3 different coaches.
Greg Shipperd’s record as a 2020 coach is better than anyone else’s on the planet. Although my record as 2020 coach is probably as good as Nielsen’s.
In the world where White and Shipperd were the captain and coach of the 2020 side I would be routinely raped anally by my biggest fan Natalie Portman and her 12-inch Strap-on named Virender.
I like Ship, but the dude must stop taking acid.
