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the ball bagger

The Oldest Young Man in Australian cricket, Doug Bollinger, is going to the West Indies.

Finally Ben Hilfenhaus has been ruled out with injury.

This is the same injury I have been harping on about all year, his back.

I have mentioned this before, but I’ll do it one more time just for kicks, at the G before a game against the Vics, Hilfenhaus looked like a car in pit lane, there were so many people working on him, and i think they replaced a limb.

On form Bollinger should have been going ahead of him anyway.

Sure he is from NSWales, but unlike the other duds they pick from no where, he actually has performed better than any other young quick in the country.

Peter Sizzle is the only other player anywhere near him, but his arm is in a sling, and therefore Douggie had to get a go.

For those of you unaware of Bollinger’s particulars, he is a tall, bald, left armer of reasonable pace, who seems to get wickets by the bag full.

He does look a little dopey, and it took him a while to shave his whole head even though he was fooling no one.

The selectors have been saved by this injury to Hilfenhaus.

Because as good as bowler as he is, and oh how he is, he shouldn’t be trying to break his way into the Australian team coming off the worst season of his life.

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the pak v aus a series

I’ve been keeping an eye over the Pakistan A vs. Australia A series. I like the A series. I like to know who stands up, who to watch out for, and how cricketers go on tours.

This tour Doug Bollinger has appeared to bowl well. I find that interesting as I thought he was a spastic and was basically picked because he was from New South Wales. James Hopes had a pretty good series as well (as I mentioned in my brilliantly written and researched article about all rounders, I really am quite talented).

Most importantly for Australian cricket Phil Jacques was on fire. He made 2 hundreds and an 80. It will be interesting to see if he is picked as the Aussie opener. The money seems to be on Brad Hodge, but I really don’t think he will make a good opener. Just because turning Langer into an opener worked doesn’t mean it will for Hodge.

My choice would be for Hussey or Jacques. Both are openers by trade. If you throw in Chris Rogers from Western Australia there is not a shortage of openers, so why make one out of Hodge.

It seems to be the sort of thing a government or global company would do. You have three options that all look like they could easily handle the job. One of them is already performing at the top level and has done the job for years. The other two have scored over 10000 runs doing that very job, so lets get a guy who has never done it before.

Maybe they should pay a consultant to help Hodge learn how to open. Langer perhaps, he has to feed his 83 kids after all..

David Hussey, brother of the Probot king Michael Hussey, also made 2 centuries. David is much different to Michael. He is more of a free flowing attacking batsman. He is less concerned with how he looks and more concerned with hitting the ball hard. Sort of a Dean Jones mixed with Allan Border if that’s possible or if it makes any sense at all. I was going to say like Jamie Siddons, but since he never played a test and most people never saw him play that won’t help anyone.

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