Tagged with dinesh karthik

Dinesh Karthik kills bambi

Oh the humanity.

How do we let people like Karthik on the streets that our children play on.

The man is a monster.

You know what he did, and you are justifiably appalled by it.

Ensuring your team gets a victory ahead of allowing a man with more hundreds than anyone else get another one.

Does it get much lower than that.

Sure the Karthik sympathisers might try and say, the ball was on his pads, all he did was try and get bat on it, why didn’t Sachin really go for his hundred, and why didn’t Sachin run a two the last ball he faced, but these people are low filthy scum that don’t deserve to live in a world with free pornography available for all.

Hanging is too good for Karthik.

The filthy swine.

Some people may say I am overreacting, but they didn’t see how torn up Sachin was.

The poor little guy.

That six he hit was Un-Indian, and anyone who does that is no friend of cricket, or life itself.

He didn’t just stop Sachin from making a hundred, he pretty much reached into his chest, grabbed his heart, pulled it out, threw it on the ground, and kicked dirt onto it. DIRT.

When you deny Sachin a hundred you are essentially defecating on the very essence of the spirit of cricket.

But you like that, don’t you, Dinesh.

Based on Dinesh’s actions I have decided not to bring a child into this world, with people like him around, how could I?

ashes 2009: when freddie became jesus

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a godless tournament

The Cricket Gods hate us, all of us.

Roy goes home.

Dirk goes home.

Sehwag goes home.

And now Jesse has an infected groin.

Tell me there isn’t at least one player on this list you love to watch.

Someone who makes you want to tell that special someone that you have a headache just to watch them play.

Look who has replaced them.

Cameron White, Fresh Air, Dinesh Kartik and Aaron Redmond.

Come on.

Give us something.

I like Cam, and I think Dinish looked in sparkling for in the IPL, but look at the names we are missing.

Seems like someone is pissing on this tournament.

I mean Aaron Redmond.

Give me a break.

I fell asleep once thinking of him batting.

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