MS Dhoni has women literally throwing themselves at him.
He finds it embarrassing.
Like Elvis before him, its all about the hips, the man has a waddle, and the ladies like it.
I think I speak for vast majority of the male population who don’t get women thrown at them, we all sympathise with him.
I’m practically embarrassed for him.
This is probably the reason he is out of the test series, sever embarrassment, or sexually exhausted.
The good thing is Dhoni, this won’t last forever.
Once upon a time Dravid was a sex symbol.
Now he probably has to sleep with the same woman forever in some sort of nightmare monogamy situation.
And when that happens to you Dhoni, you’ll remember when all those nubile young things were throwing their panties in your direction.
Only embarrassment probably won’t be what you’re feeling.
In the mean time Dhoni has got what the media calls Dhoni’s Angels.
They’re a bunch of female commandos, who are employed to make sure no panites end up on Dhoni’s lap.
According to the Beeb one of the commandos had this to say “I watched him play on television and never thought I would see him from such close quarters,” she giggles.
SHE GIGGLES.
What sort of fucking commando giggles?
Did Arnie giggle in Commando, no.
Do you know what he did?
He killed a fuckload of people.
He took down a freakin South American Army, from a bullet proof garden shed and then took down Freddie Mercury on steroids.
I expect the Dhoni’s Angels to start killing these cricket skanks with garden implements and then when they are impaled off the ground with a metal pole through their stomach Dhoni’s Angels should say “stick around”.
Yeah, that would be cool.
