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victoria beat kiwi a

Australia A had a little splutter in the first “a” game against the kiwis.

Victoria made sure this was a one off.

Cameron White did what no kiwi thought he could ever do, he took four wickets and triggered a collapse that led to a decimation.

When the big bear, named so after his likeness to the bundaberg rum bear dear googler, was finished with his 4 wickets, he passed the baton.

And who was there to pick it up?

Future PM David Hussey.

And he took that fucker and he ran and ran.

78 of 56 balls, which is a little slow for him, but he did have a dead weight at the other end dragging him down.

Australia will now play India in the final after the great Yusuf Pathan made 148 batting at 7.

Should be a great game, ofcourse it won’t be televised, bastards.

Would be very satisfying for the big bear, New Zealand was where his international career hit the skids when he bowled extremely short spells that were mostly down the legside.

Most importantly he is taking wickets again, like he did when we thought he could be a leg spinner.

Imagine that.

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Future PM gets advice from the self proclaimed legend

David Hussey plays spin like an angry seal clubber.

He made his name by making a double tonne against Lord Stuey on the last day of a shield match where victoria chased down over 400.

How did he learn to play spinners.

Dean Jones.

How do I know this, I heard an interview with the Future Pm on the wireless.

What else did I learn?

Hussey has a coffee club with Lord Mash, where they discuss how to solve the worlds problems when they go out early in the day.

It wasn’t mentioned if Lord Mash sits their on his own when Huss is busy batting.

He has a ranking system for people. I can’t really remember it, but its like top bloke, good bloke, shit bloke type thing.

Trams bother him.

Also his lady friend is a marine biologist, just like George Costanza.

What was Deano’s advice to FPM about how to play spin.

If you are facing an off spinner, walk down the pitch and put him over his head for six.

If you are facing a leg spinner walk down the pitch and hit him over extra cover for six.

There is something special about Victorian cricket advice, sounds very much like Rodney Hogg’s advice to fast bowlers.

Bowl at their heads, they can’t drive you then.

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David Hussey, turbo to the extreme

I hadn’t even put my Ronchi post up, and the patron saint of Cricket With Balls, Future PM David Hussey, had made his 50.

He brought it up off 19 balls.

Pause.

Reflect.

Breathe.

The second quickest 50 in Australian one day history.

Behind S’OD.

I could write about it, but words disappearing, memories clouded.

Instead I’ll do this.

43.6 Edwards to DJ Hussey, 1 run, pushed forward to mid off and they will have to hurry! Oh, but they’re safe now

44.1 Bravo to DJ Hussey, 1 run, eased out to mid on with a front-foot drive

44.3 Bravo to DJ Hussey, 1 run, outside off, cut hard out to point

44.6 Bravo to DJ Hussey, 1 run, on off, wristed out to wide mid on

45.1 Edwards to DJ Hussey, 1 run, driven to the covers and they pick up a quick single

45.3 Edwards to DJ Hussey, no run, slower ball and oh! That’s hit the stumps! But the bail’s not come off. Remarkable, an inside edge into the ground then thuds into the off stump which stays on, defiantly. Must have had glue on the bails or something…

45.4 Edwards to DJ Hussey, FOUR, outside off, short, and pulled behind square, Fletcher running round, misses it, and clatters into a rogue spectator

45.5 Edwards to DJ Hussey, 1 run, pushed forward, they take a cheeky single, Edwards runs forward to look to throw down the stumps

46.1 Bravo to DJ Hussey, SIX, full toss on the knees, driven out over long on and just past Marshall’s dive, the fielder nearly landing on a heavy bit of machinery – the roller. Could have been painful

46.2 Bravo to DJ Hussey, 1 run, outside off, cut out to point

46.4 Bravo to DJ Hussey, no run, full delivery, dug out and foisted back towards the bowler

46.5 Bravo to DJ Hussey, 2 runs, outside off, cut back to the bowler, who goes out towards mid on and then his throw spooned out of his arm as he dived and they manage to take an overthrow (or underthrow, as it turned out)

46.6 Bravo to DJ Hussey, FOUR, outside off, cut hard through the covers, a clean shot and Bravo isn’t happy with the end of that over to say the least

47.2 Gayle to DJ Hussey, FOUR, slipped out a full toss on to the legs and the batsman goes for the crashing pull which is top-edged aerially down fine leg

47.3 Gayle to DJ Hussey, FOUR, again angled down the leg side with a full toss, four more as there’s an easy pull through backward square

47.4 Gayle to DJ Hussey, 1 run, backs away, well behind the stumps and drives out to the covers

48.6 Bravo to DJ Hussey, SIX, low full toss, Hussey backs away and deposits the ball high and far over straight long off

49.2 Sarwan to DJ Hussey, SIX, outside off and Hussey goes large again, this time lifting it hard and flat over long on

49.3 Sarwan to DJ Hussey, SIX, width outside leg now and beefed hard and high between long on and deep midwicket

49.4 Sarwan to DJ Hussey, 2 runs, shocking. Hang your head in shame, Andre Fletcher. Hussey sends it high and without much power, and he’s already walking off thinking he’s definitely out, but Fletcher fluffed it big time

49.5 Sarwan to DJ Hussey, OUT, but Powell makes no mistake at deep backward square leg this time, the fielder coming round and having to reach away from his body with two hands at the last second DJ Hussey c Powell b Sarwan 52 (21b 4×4 4×6) SR: 247.61

Two games, two half centuries.

Lucky I’m too adult to say I told you so.

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Stalking the FPM (David Hussey, an innings by)

He come out, he looks like his normal slightly nervy self, good sign.

In his profile pic he looks like he swallowed a low flying anus.

First ball he pushes back to the bowler, Luc Besson Miller, who ends up too close to “little” Roy.

Gets off the mark by cutting Chris Gayle for a single.

He loves this bat, it has weird sorts of marks all over it like he has been hitting Cane Toads with it.

Good wrist work sees his first one day international 2 behind square leg.

He would be nervous, he probably has never had to wait this long to come in for Notts or Victoria. Definitely not for Victoria.

He just left a ball, odd.

He seems unperturbed by the chicken that has been on the field all day.

The run rate has slowed down a bit, partly cause the spinners are bowling well, partly cause Hussey can’t get them away.

A bit of rain.

Back on after 3 minutes of confusion.

Cover drove is played quite nicely although almost ends in tears as the chicken has to move quickly to avoid death.

Strikes his first one day international boundary playing a lovely late cut off Luc Besson Miller.

Short ball that he ducks, this is what NSWales and Tassie do to slow him down.

Looks like he is getting more comfortable, last ball was a slap to cover that he tried to hit off the island.

I was right, next ball Bravo dropped short and Hussey smacked it over mid wicket for six, his first one day international six. In other news his helmet almost came off mid shot.

Roy plays reverse sweep off the back of his bat, must have been inspired by FPM.

37 off 43.

Hussey brings out the miss timed swipe.

Pulls out the soft shoe shuffle off Powell and smacks him over mid off for six. Nice, very very nice.

First one day international 50 for FPM with a single to mid off from Gayle.

Next ball out.

He quite often goes out after a landmark.

Gayle fired in the fast low full toss into the pads and Hussey tries to get under it and hits it to mid wicket.

Good start for David.

Roy batted ok too.

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You are an agent of change, for the better

Take your pants off.

No really.

Your top too.

David Hussey is playing his first real game for Australia.

Let it swing.

Or them swing.

Our petition has finally come to fruition.

This is a chance for global nakedness.

Getting a new Victorian in the Australian side is like getting the Palestinians and the Israelis to agree on Jerusalem, only way tougher.

And you did it, by reading this blog you initiated change.

You’re a revolutionary reader.

Like Che Guevara, only not cool, violent and on a t shirt.

David Hussey is batting at number 6, behind King Probot, which based on batting styles is odd.

So now I hope for some sort of Victorian type collapse so the Future PM David Hussey can save the day.

Stay tuned.

Watch this space.

Etc.

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White bowls, true story

Usually I wouldn’t look at tour game stats, but now David Hussey is in the fray I can’t help myself.

He hit a lazy 55 with five 6’s and took 2/4.

Without Sourav around you would expect the Future PM to shine.

What I didn’t expect to see was Cameron White bowling 8 overs.

You could say I was befuddled.

Quickly i regained my sense and went looking for the root cause of this “spell” of bowling.

No Ricky Ponting.

There are two captains in Australia who refuse to bowl White, Ponting and White.

I was ready to wipe off White as a bowler forever, but in the shield final White out bowled McGain, and yes I mentioned this to Bryce.

If White is ever going to be an allrounder he needs long spells.

Ever since the New Zealand tour of a few years back no one has wanted to bowl him, but he does actually have the talent to be a real spinner.

I promise I have seen him change the outcome of games with long spells, short spells and wrong ones.

Surely what Australia needs is another batsman who can bowl part time spin.

In other news Shane Watson made some runs.

But I am sure you are more interested in Hussey and White.

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CWB’s scoop

Being that cricket with balls has no more access to the cricket news than anyone with a broadband connection, getting scoops is not easy.

I make educated guestimations that sometimes turn out to be correct, but I never get actual information that could be deemed as scoop worthy.

We did post about a Sportsfreak scoop on Shane Bond once, but that was only an Australian scoop.

However, all that is changing right now, as I have a scoop.

David Hussey has been picked for Australia’s 2020 game tonight, and is not a probable as those cric infoers are referring to him as.

If someone else has reported this before me, well fucken balls to that, but I think I may be the first to say that David Hussey will play his second game for Australia tonight against the Allen Stanford audition XI.

Cricket with Balls, bringing you the big news first.

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the slide

Recently much has been made of Australia’s slide.

Most of this is because of Stuart MacGill’s new found ability not to land his leg break.

Also Mitchell Johnson and his line 3 foot wide of off stump.

Plus their sick reliance on Matthew Hayden.

And let us not forget Michael Clarke’s dodgy form in pressure situations.

I wrote this recently, and this, ages ago.

But, in how many countries would a player like Shaun Marsh not be good enough to be picked in their top 8 batsmen.

And realistically, David Hussey would still be ahead of him on the list, so Marsh may not even be in Australia’s top 9 batsman.

We the people, all know this is rubbish, and that he should be currently preparing to open for Australia ahead of the krab katich.

Or at least be carrying the drinks and trying some rum instead of Brad Hodge.

But it does show the amazing depth that Australia still has, even without the champions at the top.

Shane Watson is probably the best performed player in the IPL, if Marsh isn’t, and he is not in Australia’s one day squad.

Both David Hussey and Luke Pomersbach have been less dominant than Marsh and Watson, but they have both payed innings that have showed they belong.

You may ask where are the young Australian bowlers.

Well Brett Geeves got spanked every time he got a gig.

And almost every other young Australian bowler is a physical basket case, but Peter Sizzle (Siddle), and Douggie Bollinger take wickets on one leg.

But Marsh still stands out. Not just because of the runs he has made, or the strike rate he has maintained, but because he hasn’t slogged.

He has kept his technique, and he has batted like a serious batsman type batsman, which means he may turn out to be a real player on the international circuit.

Want more than IPL proof, well the English sports writers are already worried about him for the Ashes.

Ok the English are always worried about the Ashes, but in Marsh, they have just cause.

And by 2013 Shaun’s little brother Mitchell will be in England, probably batting at number 3.

Cricket With Balls, monitoring the demise of Australia one MacGill long hop at a time.

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Future PM vs Brad

Do the selectors feel the owe Brad Hodge?

They were the people who dropped him after he made a test double century.

Are there lingering feelings regarding this.

Is Merv, protecting his old team mate.

I had always figured selectors had no heart, just a infinite vacuum in their chest.

Maybe I’m wrong, nah, i doubt it.

On form Brad Hodge is not the man who should have been picked to replace Clarke, Future PM David Hussey is.

Hussey average 56 in shield cricket this year, scoring over 1000 first class run and made scores against everyone.

Hodge, by his standards had a poor year. His only big score was against a Queensland line up that lost 3 bowlers mid match.

Until the final he looked patchy at best.

David, Future PM, Hussey however looked in Natalie Portman form all summer.

He could have been stuck inside a floating latex bubble and still made runs.

Every time he came to the wicket when Victoria was in trouble, which was 60% of the time, he made runs.

He dominated all forms of cricket, and I have reason to believe at night he walked the streets and solved crimes.

The only reason I can see that Brad Hodge would be selected ahead of David Hussey would be if Ricky Ponting stomped his foot.

Ricky has always had a soft spot for Hodge, he really does like his moody arrogant number 4 batsman.

But Ricky, I know David isn’t moody, or arrogant, but he has other qualities you may enjoy, like match changing innings, and straight breaks.

Ricky, I know Hodge is your buddy, but David Hussey is the man.

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David Hussey is STILL cooler than you

Long time readers of this site might have noticed that I tend to write positive reports on the Future PM David Hussey.

He makes the runs.

I bring the colour.

But early on in this IPL thingy I was a little worried that he may not perform for me.

He made a score on a dodgy pitch, but other than that, I thought he may play a couple of ok innings and then get sent to boot camp in Queensland.

Luckily he was kept in India to prove the world that I am never very often wrong.

Now he is the 7th highest scoring batsman in the competition, and the 3rd highest international batsman.

I know at least one commenter, Indian I think, has benefited from my David Hussey writings, by telling his mates about him before he bloomed.

That is what I do, I help you impress your friends.

I don’t like to think of myself as a prophet, more an educated guestimator.

Although I also said SOS Marsh was a serious batsman type batsman, and Thornely couldn’t play short bowling.

Maybe I am a prophet, although I prefer to term soothsayer.

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