Most of that is true.
One time CWB writer Andrew Fernando has started a blog.
His latest post is about him describing Satan to a little kid:
“Around two years ago, a kid that I looked after asked me what I thought Satan would look like if he took human form. I thought about it for a while and gave a somewhat descriptive answer. “He would be of average height,” I said, “maybe even a bit on the short side.” “He would be pretty hairy, have dark, devious, squinty eyes and a permanent dickhead-like expression that made you instantly dslike him.” “He would also definitely be Australian,” I added. My young companion concurred.”
Andrew has also managed one of best first blogs of any cricket blogger, in that he ignores cricket and talks about Kate Winslet.
So get over there and check him out.
More importantly than Andrew’s blog is the fact that my book has made its film debut.
Ahmer Naqvi has made a student film that is all about being locked in a room. Compared to some student films I have seen – often made by me – this seems pretty handy.
You can see my book being read with boredom at the 1:44 mark, or in the animation with Shahid Afridi at 3:30.
The Room from ahmernaqvi on Vimeo.
Sure this is a lazy post, but I am working on the magazine, so shit happens.