The champion’s trophy final lived up to its hype.
No thinking women’s crumpet Daniel Vettori.
Treacle top order batting from both sides.
Drum tight seam bowling from both sides.
Shane Bond threatened to go all 03 on their ass.
Professional partnerships when time was tough.
Shane Watson won the day.
7 people in the crowd.
Prince Brendon lead from the front.
Manic Monday was overlooked by the DJ.
Peter Siddle almost threw up.
Simon Doull lost his hearing, then found it.
Australia was given ill fitting white real estate jackets.
New Zealand had been brave in defeat (cut paste).
Oh the champion’s trophy, the very meaning of the word whogivesafuck.