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Something is wrong.

This is not Brendan Nash.

I remember him, all too fucking well, and he didn’t ever score anywhere near run a ball.

He barely scored runs.

In New Texas he was a battling fighting ugly nudger that it hurt you to watch.

The West Indian version is some six hitting cover driving stud.

Whats the go?

Has be been on cannabis and rum non stop since he got to Jamaica, and if so, can we get the Krab Katich on some, because I like what I see from the new Nash.

Sure he still looks like a nerdy fucker, a really really nerdy fucker, he has always had a hair cut your grandfather would approve of, but something in his mindset has changed.

Perhaps being freed of the New Texas conservatism has done wonders for him.

Maybe he gets laid now.

We may never know.

The one thing we do know is this, not good enough for Queensland, but still good enough to play test cricket, and be not out at lunch against the kiwis.

He now has 20 runs more than any of us thought he would ever get in test cricket.

It’s the fuckers with the bad haircuts you’ve gotta watch out for, especially if they have passport for another test playing nation.

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Former Victorian tormentor turned white West Indian Brendan Nash is on the brink of changing the racial mixture of West Indies cricket forever, or until he gets dropped.

Nash was a former shield cricket battler, who was struggling to get a game for Queensland, because he was not old enough.

So he decided to move to Jamaica, where his father was from, and now he is about to serve his new country in a one day series against John Davison’s boys.

I never like Nash, he bored me, bowled scabby little off breaks and made runs against Victoria.

So I am glad he is gone.

I just wish more players that bore me or kill the Vics would go to other countries.

Ashley Noffke to Ireland, he could open the batting and bowling.

Travis Birt to Bangladesh, he could sit behind Crashraful and drink with Siddons.

Greg Mail to Pakistan, I’m guessing only a 50/50 chance I seem him again.

And MacGill to India, just to see him and Bhaji in all full flight.

How long will it be before test teams have to have a quota in place that says, at least 4 players per team must have been born in the country.

Good luck to Nash though, hope he makes no runs, and ends up doing Sportsman’s nights with Kepler Wessels and Grant Elliott in Ballarat.