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Alec Stewart’s neutral hat

Alec wears this when clubbing in Ibiza

At the Ladbrokes launch (bacon rolls get you 2 links apparently) Alec Stewart was asked the inevitable questions about Prior’s keeping.

I can’t remember the last time Stewart was interviewed and Prior wasn’t mentioned.

This time he put on his “neutral hat”, and talked about matt Prior was the complete package, even though Foster was the best keeper in the world.

Why do people even bother asking him about Prior, he is his agent, he makes more money by Prior being in the national team. End of story.

He is never going to say drop Prior, or that he isn’t up to it.

Why would he, I assume that he and Prior have some sort of bond, be it through money or being wicket keepers who bat better than catch.

So why ask him?

He can’t wear a neutral hat when it comes to Prior, because they don’t exist, and because why would he do in his cash cow.

Asking about his car, house prices in Battersea, or what sexual favours he had to perform to get his own gate at the Oval.

But forget about Matt Prior, he is cash in Stewart’s nest egg, and no well dressed man would forgo a couple of new suits so he could tell the truth.

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Ashes fact 10

Alec Stuart was a top bloke.

Everyone loved him.

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ashes fact 48

The existence of Alec Stewart has always concerned David Icke.

Of recent times he has started researching a book on Stewart.

The book’s working title is “Behind the Stumps, Behind our Backs, He scurries”.

And looks into whether Alec Stewart is actually the leader of a mutant strain of cockroach that is infiltrating every facet of our world.

Delta Goodrem is another.

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Princess fluffy pants is overlooked

Andy Flower is the coach of England.

Last man standing.

I like Andy Flower so I hope he does well.

But… Not sure I would want this job.

Jobs i would want more than English coach:


Peter Andre’s chest waxer.

Andre Nel’s chest waxer.

Gordon Brown’s glass eye.

Shoaib Ahktar’s manager.

Alec Stewarts friend.

ICC blogger.

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If we play like this we can beat the Australian women’s team, if we win the toss

KP was cock a hoop after beating a kolpak ravaged South African one day side, and winning a dead rubber.

I was there, they played well, not brilliant, but well.

Since South Africa went home they have lost 20 millions smackers, lost to a club side, and had an injured inconsistent player flatten them.

So now what for KP?

The Euphoria he created by getting the job is now a dream of a thought oh a whisper that England have forgotten.

The real captaining starts here, he has lost momentum, so we are about to find out if he can actually captain or if he is just good at .

It is only one ‘real’ game, but its hard to push a pile of shit up hill.

I think India will win the series, nothing wrong with lsoing a series early on in your career, as long as you learn something from it.

According to Alec Stewart, “what England have to got to do, is play alot better”.

Can’t argue with that.

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