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Dirty Dirk wins the game: As tweeted

I didn’t live blog the last Dirk over, as I was tweeting at the time.

Here is the tweets.

Could this come down to Dirty Dirk Vs Albie the racist dragon?

Morkel at the non strikers, the tail is in, 15 off 6, Dirk to bowl

weird swipe, gets 2, lukcy to not hole out or go for 4

another 2, nice swipe again

great yorker, straight to warner, run out, albie on strike 11 from 3 come on dirk you magnificent bastard

Best game of the IPL so far

great ball big man, another yorker another run out, albie is still there

11 off 2, come on dirk

YOu did it dirk, you hairy mother fucker, well done, Australia couldbn’t beat Albie, but dirk does, stick that up your ass hilditch

Murali swings like only he can, Dirk beats him, this was Dirk’s win, where are the naysayers now.

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Mittens in charge

That isn’t a typo, or a hallucination from too much licking cricket pads, Ashwell ‘Mittens’ Prince is back, and captain.

Neil McKenzie dropped.

Morne Morkel dropped.

Graeme Smith Johnsoned.

Albie Morkel and Wayne Parnell via for Morne’s slot.

And Imran Khan, no not him, is in.

So Mittens has been rushed back in, the only vice captain in world cricket who isn’t selected in his sides best XI.

That is forgotten now.

He is captain, and perhaps opening batsman or number 3.

McKenzie has found runs hard to find since England, during that tour he was talked up alot, and obviously he thinks this is bad luck.

The way Smith is talking this is the end for McKenzie.

Morne’s head fuck overs, which have been reported on here for quite some time, have finally got the better of him.

He has too much natural ability not be given a reprieve shortly.

South Africa have looked flat in this part of the series, and Morkel and McKenzie are both contributing reasons.

McKenzie spends alot of time at the crease, but he doesn’t score much, and he hardly rotates the strike, Australian bowlers love this. They simply worked him over, and they know that eventually he will give a chance.

With him at the wicket the Aussies always thought they had a chance of getting him, and this lifts them, you can see the difference when Kallis and AB put on even a 20 run partnership.

Morkel was a pressure release valve, sure he bowls some balls that make the mothers of cricketers wince, but he bowled so many overs that gave Australia the momentum.

At the same time though, they are two risky decisions, McKenzie may have always looked like going out, but he took the shine off the new ball practically everytime he batted.

Morkel may have let the pressure off, but will Parnell or Albie (?) really instil the fear into Australia like Morne could.

Plus Graeme is out.

That is a huge whole (cheap laughs).

Two new opening batsmen, a captain who isn’t good enough to play in the side, and a bloke named Albie.

It could work, but you’d doubt it.

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the plot thickens

The Evil Morne Morkel charges in, while his white cat is being held by his equally evil non Albino twin brother Albie.

He strikes three times at the jugular, cutting India down and ending the innings of the polite almost doctor Laxman whilst he was trying to resuscitate a shaky beginning.

Now the final show, in oen corner is Morne Morkel, and in the other isIndia’s enigmatic gun slinger Yuvraj, with the comic relief provided by the giant alien lizard Ganguly.

Who will win, who will lose, who will stroke the white cat last…..

Stay tuned to another confusing cross film related load of rubbish from cricket with balls…

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dirty dirk, supervillians and a really good english spinner

I got some things to say that won’t make a full days news.

The Herald Sun, Murdochs flag ship Australian paper ran a full article on Dirty Dirk Nannes today.

They offcourse didn’t refer to him as Dirty.

Well Herald Sun, I wrote my profile without any research on the 14th of January, 5 days before your Michael Horan produced his.

In fact I first wrote about him on the 14th of November. I didn’t wait until i had facts or he won the 2020 championship to write about him.

Another great name has come to my attention.

Albie Morkel.

He is a south African all rounder, so he is bound to be a disappointment.

His brother, who has played a test has an even better name.

Morne Morkel.

Sounds like a super villain, I can see him stroking his white cat as I write this.

Sacqlain Mushtaq has always been my favourite finger spinner.

The famous test where he destroyed Australia in the first innings in Hobart was out standing. Unfortunately in the second innings Gilly continually put him out of the ground.

I’m not really a huge fan of watching finger spinners, unless they are @ss clowns like Tufnell, Symcox or Matthews. But from the first moment I saw Saqlain Mushtaq I liked him.

Let us not forget he all but invented the doosra, before the doosra became a split personality and took him over like Tyler Durden.

Then he disappeared and I was sad, but now he is back and wants to play for England, and I am happy.

Mind you i have know about this for quite a long time, because my friend at King Cricket is always on the ball. Respect Homey.

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