Not long ago I wrote about the Cricket Australia plan to dice up the one day game.
What do I care. I don’t like one day cricket that much and I’ll hardly see any of the games.
But, the players have much more an interest in it, so why not let them chat about it.
So here is two differing opinions from current Australian domestic players.
Due to contracts, I have to not name one of the players, I’m sure you’ll understand why.
Positive:
I’m sure @CricketAus have put a lot of research into it! Something new and exciting for both fans and players! Can’t wait
Aaron Finch (when asked thoughts on the new one-day format).
Negative:
45 over, split innings cricket… its like your girlfriend stopping mid-blowjob saying she needs to do a shit, then you being able to smell it the whole time she continues. Sure, you can probably still get some enjoyment out of it. Just the lingering smell distracting you takes away from the contest at hand, and turns it into not a real blow job. There’s going to be a result, both teams won’t enjoy it as much as a blowjob without the stench, but there may indeed be an audience that will spectate this stinky-blow-job arena. It will at first be to see just what it does indeed smell like, but many will sing its praises as a new type of fetish that they will subscribe to religiously. Cricket Australia will market the ‘shit’ out of the blowjob, so you are left questioning whether there actually was a dump, maybe said dump smells quite good, or maybe even it was you who did the dump.
Fear not though lovers of a real sucking, for the blowjob is not yet dead. The Indians love to recieve a proper gobby, and have no interest in smelling the shit. In years to come this will be the type of hairy armpit, bushy minge blowjob that many sit back and watch together for a laugh secretly trying to hide their semi-erect penii in their stonewash jeans, while Cricket Australia think of the next kinky plan to ruin the great game of sucky sucky.
As usual, cricket with balls gives you both sides of the argument.
Fair, balanced and fucked up.
